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I am going on Tour (Europe & US)

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new show this tuesday...

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tickets.frigid.nyc/event/6897:1...

tomorrow at 2pm

what looney tunes needs is a prequel where bugs bunny confirms elmer fudd & marvin the martian are not on the spectrum before Targeting them

My Mitchell 1/20/25 A handing off of power

i'm on substack

open.substack.com/pub/jaboukie...

woman next to me on this flight is on her second challengers rewatch. there is a magnetic field of horny emanating from her. she's watching the hotel scene with the kubrick stare

boston? 1st quality of life?

? what's a wmd

the cashews are crunchy savory, the cheese is soft savory, then the craisins cut thru the richness of the cashews and cheese with tart sweetness. simple. transcendent.

you reaaaaally get it like...

ccc (craisins, cashews, cheese)... the perfect snack...

i think im feeling good or something

i never thought of it like that

good morning

overly edited photo with text saying "you're not getting the link buddy"

nuh uh

2010s posting feels right here

uhm, this was NOT on my 2024 bingo card. it was actually just 24 56 33 83 45 03 07 FREE 58 21 11 34 55 98 64 67

saw my first penis on here felt like seeing your teacher at the store

my face is the front of shop

atp not being scammed feels like a major win

There is a sense of peace with a lack of Artificial Intelligence reply bots. Each post has been thought by a human. It's comparable to organic food, or farm to table eating, but for posting.

there being no AI bots is so peaceful... every post is a human thought. pesticide-free posting. farm to table skeets

i like your shoelaces teas

as much as i dont want to bite the hands that feed but is jack, the creator of twitter then bluesky, not the reason X became toxic in the first place? like was he forced to sell twitter to e-lawn

this is true. i think the written word has lost all of its cool factor though. online culture atp is generated on tik tok and ig reels of podcast clips

why are you already going there. can we just vibe for 5 minutes

?????