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An object handily located between Putin's legs.

Has NLG considered ramping up its legal observer program to help fill the need for observers in these dark days?

Actually, quite a lot of us would like to join you. But you guys probably don't want immigrants from fascist shithole countries. Sigh.

Greenland PM reiterates ‘we are not for sale’ after Trump suggests US ownership US president-elect raises issue of control of Denmark territory five years after proposing to buy it during first term

Oh ffs, didn’t we humiliate ourselves enough the first time the Psychotic Toddler in Chief proposed this?

Yes, but those are facts - we no longer believe those in our alt-fact universe.

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

Unquestionably true, but it’s also unquestionably true that the constitution does not elevate US presidents to the status of kings above the law, but that hasn’t prevented Trump’s brownshirts on the court from ruling as much anyway.

I'm kind of excited that he's planning on deporting criminals. When will he and his cabinet be leaving? Do they need help packing?

I found it interesting that people attributed their disinterest in voting to the fact that, with the Electoral College, their votes didn't count anyway. It's not an excuse - there are still important downstream elections - but it's not without rational basis.

‘What a circus’: eligible US voters on why they didn’t vote in the 2024 presidential election Nearly 90 million Americans didn’t vote – which is more than the number of people who voted for Trump or Harris The 2024 US presidential election had been widely characterized as one of the most consequential political contests in recent US history.…

‘What a circus’: eligible US voters on why they didn’t vote in the 2024 presidential election

Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women AUSTIN, TX—In a sweeping prohibition with immediate implications for the Lone Star State’s potential mothers-to-be, Texas banned the sale of luggage to pregnant women Monday. “With this law, we ensure...

Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women