I feel like Liz Truss and Liam Rosenior could become friends

Liz Truss has gone completely crackers.

Cheers Donny.

War will recommence when Wall Street opens, with the announcement coming 10 mins before

I went into a Catholic Church today, aside from having flashbacks, complete astonishment that they haven't changed that awful incense shit I had to say the profession of faith and I didn't burst into flames!

Win!

Buzzing!!! Fucking buzzing! The boys gone and done it!

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Good grief.

Mamdani has nothing to do with NJ transit

Oh to have the entitlement of a Harrogate twat on the school run

They just don't market films like they used to.....

New friend

It's frightening how good Rory is at golf....and he isn't even driving as well as he can.

Fuck me.

Baby boy runs tomorrow*

Baby girl won last time out!

*I wish they would stop making him favourite 😭

#OldGoldRacing #Dropematthestation

The question now is whether or not the Republican Party is comprised of lemmings willing to follow Trump over the cliff.

He has to be stopped.....

Uh-oh

The domestic abuse supporters are going to have a meltdown

It feels like they're just using a bot to come up with policies now

Middlesbrough FC.

Finding evermore curious and frustrating ways to completely fuck up my mood.

James Anderson: I hated every minute of Hundred Record-breaking seamer planning holiday instead and will focus efforts on County Championship and Vitality Blast

Well well well.....

www.telegraph.co.uk/cricket/2026...

🐷 🤮!!!!!!!

Utterly insipid second half.

Fucking banter club

Full house, massive game, electric atmosphere.

Please please please Boro don't fuck this up

GREAT PRETENDER

This is decent.

Roll on July 4th 🕺🕺🕺

open.spotify.com/track/6okpS7...

England coach Brendon McCullum and director Rob Key meet with county coaches amid unrest in English game England coach Brendon McCullum holds a call with his counterparts and directors from county cricket amid unrest between the domestic and international game.

I fear this is too little to late, the ECB has marginalised the domestic game for so long, in a bizarre, sneering, condescending way. They haven't just alienated the Counties but also a lot of fans.

Myself included.

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...

Has that arrogant little fucker been reading Romeo and Juliet or something?

Stood at the bar waiting to pay for my beer, I tap my card, bloke next to me says... *CLEARS THROAT*

"What are you going to do when AI takes control of your bank account and you can't spend any money? Cash is King"

They walk among us and vote.

Just been over to #Boro to get Portsmouth tickets. The ground looks great in the sun - but Jesus wept! Will the cherry picker patriots who put the flags up mind going back to take down the manky grey rags they have become.

Spurs are going to sign Greenwood aren't they?

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Think about this: A retired game show host may end the world as we know it. Only a master satirist could write this scenario, but Mark Twain is dead.

#ENGvJAP

#UTB