I would cut a pinky off to get rejected by a woman like her, damn she's beautiful~

... what the fuck is this nonsense?

"I hate fat pokemon"

Motherfucker hates Snorlax? Does the person Natsuka quoted have a hate-on for Kirby?

King Hippo from Punch Out!! too much?

How's Loco Roco?

I'm so fucking confused and I don't have a wife and all of this is just sad.

Rarely is the best way to do it, for sure~

Now I just drink tea and smoke a lot of weed. Supposedly I've calmed down but I think people are mistaking "chill and not angry" with "being silently horny ALL the time"

I've missed maybe 2 days playing Umamusume Pretty Derby since I picked it up 10 days after release in English.

Shit gets it's hooks into you, helps I got lucky being F2P and MLB'd the big three SSR cards (Kitasan Black, Super Creek, Fine Motion)

A group finals coming up tomorrow!

I am still shocked after 20 years of hard HARD drinking, it was my pancreas that tapped long before my liver had any damage.

Have a Caesar or Chelada for me, I suppose?

... I need a cute hoodie

Only one I have is very dark and drab with the logo of my old wrestling stable on it

Oh no!

I'm gonna have to call out of work for being gay again!

(also, makin' me blush over here, thank you pretty lady - this old lady appreciates it~)

a cartoon lion with its mouth open and its paws outstretched Alt: A golden cartoon lion doing the 'dramatic angst' pose with the back of the hand up to the forehead

You mean you'll still find me pretty without abs and a killer rack?

May whatever gods or goddesses or pantheons exist watch over me.

I'm gonna try learning QuickShell for hyprland

🫡

Reporting for Slutting and Drooling Over Hot Women duty!

Help Clara survive.

Twiangle.

it’s certainly weird that bluesky has less engagement than it did a year ago! it’s almost like the ridiculous moderation missteps, regular mistreatment of black & trans folks, & mass banning of palestinians seeking mutual aid has had some kind of negative effect on how people view the place

Didn't get her today.

Still hot af, just different ears

Na facts

Help save Elias's eyes.

10/10 Would Sway To Bauhaus Again

Give to Saed!

Chono is Justice! Chono is Rule!

I moved country so I don't have this issue but that's doubly good since almost everyone here is technically my cousin.

He stole a lot of our collective tattoo ideas I'm sure 😅

Facts

... I need to work out more, clearly

I liked this site better before Nov ‘24, tbh. There was a less breaking news, but there was a lot more queer joy. And way fewer Blue Crew follow spammers “just asking questions” about transphobic politicians.

I'm sorry, hot take here - but it makes a far better skin lotion than either of those two options.

And my face and tits always seem to need more. It's weird.

Help Mohammed Jamil.

I just kinda gazed in awe for a solid 30 seconds at least before realizing you were one of the women in the clip.

I don't know what that says other than that's what happened 😅

aw, it doesn't work with NorthSky, ah well

GolShi > The Atlantic