Aw thanks handsome

Still alive. Just not kicking.

They rarely mean it tho. 😝

I hear that a lot 😝😂

Look over there!

Me? I wouldn’t dare! 😂😂😂

😂😂😂

Tried hiding from the audit monster.. but it found me eventually.

Not gonna lie… I don’t hate how it feels..

Guess who doesn’t want to be in work today? Go on, guess.

Need more nasty pig hats! (And jocks to match. Obviously)

…. Changed my mind. 🤣

Thanks bestest friend ever. BTW I live here now. Soz

This is a milestone in my existence.

I’m in a bath tub and my top and bottom halves are both in it at the same time!

So this is what the rest of you feel like when you have a soak..

A weekend with my favourite girl. 🥰

I’ve literally just ordered one.. this isn’t bringing me joy.. so sorry you’ve had such bad luck with it!

We are totally having a dance around our handbags!

Thanks handsome!

Who am I gonna be seeing at homobloc this year?? 🤪👯‍♂️🪩🪅

Looked at property. Realised I’m a poor peasant nurse. Stopped looking at property.

Super productive Tuesday evening.

Sorry can’t hear you from all the way down there short arse

Ear infection plus insane Vertigo has made this a naff week. Thankfully feeling much better today. Might even leave the apartment at some point!

Afternoon cocktails? We know her.

Hooolaaa

I’d almost forgot this place existed..

Hi all! I’m back!

Less chance for them to see us lose our shit and dance like the rest of the mums

*checks grindr*

How. Very. Dare. You.

Gave up on the hair. I wanted a cool head instead.

Have to work today.

Hate crime.