Take me with you plz. Im running on 2 hours of sleep and no running water today 🙂

I can’t find the gif from heated rivalry but I did the thing last night where I kissed a guy and then made him spit in my hand and yall. Phew

I finally weighed myself yesterday and Im at 176 which makes it 40 pounds down. 🥹

Someone referred to me as ”their trusted adult” tonight at work and I was like no absolutely not I didn’t sign up for that, and then someone else fixed the problem. So we’re gonna call that management

Over the last few months I’ve lost 35lbs and I didn’t really notice the change until today. Not mad about it, but now I just need motivation for the gym

Springing forward after I bartended 13 hours for a Saint Patrick’s day parade is homophobic

This is basically spot on, but not a top very often (ever). 🫠uquiz.com/quiz/D0c6D2/are-you-subm...

Oh this was a fun part of childhood! I really enjoyed having multiple meetings with my mom and the school nurse because they thought I had an eating disorder lmao

Thank you, like please give me a little respite. Men are like snowstorms, 8+ inches requires some planning and maybe a day off after.

This was one of my biggest fears, they already stripped rights regarding passports so it was just a matter of time before states followed.

It was super windy, my car was buried under a snow drift while others had way less

Oh my god, just punch me in the face next time please

I think it's because we had less media growing up, now we're almost desensitized because we have basically unlimited access to everything.

20 inches of snow is absolutely gorgeous but also so hard to clear. Kind of amazing how much we got tho

Only downside I didn't have time to really stock up so I am short on eggs, cheese, and weed. But I'll survive unless a man with four wheel drive comes over before it's clear

My town got the most snow out of the blizzard, around 20 inches. So this is my view possibly for most of the week and I’m not mad about it.

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On Tuesday, I bottomed for the first time in like 5 months and then a friend and I got food poisoning on Wednesday so uh yeah, I haven't really eaten in three days and worked 14 hours today. 2026 me is thriving y'all.

It really cuts down on pointless purchases

I stopped a year or two ago bc I was wasting SO much money and they’re awful all around. Don’t regret it one bit, if I need something I go to a store it’s not that hard.

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They had a great poke bowl place though, and the weirdest tiny pub with live music🤷‍♂️

The last Hyatt I stayed at was nice enough (and very comfy bed) but it was part hotel, office building, and food court. Very confusing vibe

sabrina carpenter singing islands in the stream w the muppets has healed me in ways i did not know i needed

Staffing was so strange to me when I worked retail, over seven years we went from having probably 8+ people covering the store to having maybe 2-3 staff and a manager.

The wrong Home Alone 2 actor died.

Just watched a woman throw like 3 solid haymakers to a guys face after he said the n word, refused to apologize, and called her a crazy bitch. It was the most beautiful instant karma I've ever seen.

I got princess treatment today; asked two military neighbors if I could borrow one of their shovels to get my car out. They shoveled for me, pushed my car out, and cleared the whole spot 🥹

You’ll never guess the first song the B side

An interesting record find at goodwill since we are literally entering the age of Aquarius 😌

Sitting on my couch, watching the snow fall.

This is why I thrift so much, it's easier to find a size that's actually the labeled size and the quality is usually better