(Apologies in advance, I am old and can’t help myself)

But not a real green dress, that’s cruel

I am highly honored, lol

I want the chicken-shaped chicken pie, but no surprise, since I am its biggest fan.

So so sooo much. I use the line about divorce all the time—“I thought it was for life, but the nice judge gave me a full pardon.”—made funnier by my “maiden” name, which I took back.

Anyway, not to distract from your important topic. 💚

((Have to follow just for your user name, and now will have Jimmy Stewart’s voice sing-song yelling it in my head all day))

I stressed about placement, both for ability to hide and for comfort exposing to a stranger (but not for pain). I worried about long term clarity. My tattoo is now older than I was when I got it. Even if I didn’t like the design now, I’d love it for being a thing I did when I was a baby me.

I’ve never seen him robble robble, and if you did, no you didn’t.

having someone randomly follow you on bsky you know from twitter is like going to a party and realising, oh good, thank fuck, okay, this is good

Meme of Frye from Futurama with his eyes squinted. Text on photo says “Not sure if anxious or excited”

Welcome to the (hopefully) less hellish of sites!!!
@improbabledreamer.bsky.social

@otherbluefae.bsky.social

Welcome aboard

Community is cardboard and old newspaper, it's first names without nametags, it's fresh flowers delivered in a minivan, it's vegetables in a brown bag, it's moss and spiderwebs, it's the softness of dogs. Community is generations and the touch of the world.

The universal cat distribution system must’ve had a whole litter that month 😂

Very dark “Siamese” cat with white breaks resembling a milk drip on her chin, a bib on her chest, and uneven socks on her toes. She sits on a shower chair in a bathroom.

A close up of the same cat, showing her two tone blue eyes, one of which also has a dark spot on the iris to the outside of her pupil. She looks expectant, but it’s the wrong time of day for her to be fed anything but the dry food she’s ignoring.

Willow(mean-a) showed up as a mostly grown kitten on a rainy July day 10 years ago. She’s an utter brat, and the darkest pointed cat I’ve ever seen in person. Yours is so close!

Yep. That’s how

@catwithaview.bsky.social welcome aboard, bitch

I am enjoying the appearance of her having furry white wings

A close up of my face. My hair and eyes are brown, my lips have a slight smirk. This is a screenshot using a filter simulating subtle fake eyelashes and light blush.

Hi. Just hanging my new shingle on this app