May everything I see on social media have the visceral accuracy of this post.

Real talk those biscuit tubes are terrifying.

Well it's always 3am in Wisconsin then!

At that point just put everything behind a counter and we'll go back to old-timey mercantiles. "Four bolts of gingham and that large bottle of morphine, please; Martha has the vapors again."

"We're bringing you the Pam Bondi confirmation hearings for Attorney General today. Miss Bondi has just begun her opening remarks AND HERE COMES ALINA HABBA WITH AN ELBOW OFF THE TOP ROPE!"

Is there another type of kitsune?

Oh no the ice cream itself is thoroughly mid and they don't put enough of the inclusions in. Also Walmart cant hold ice cream for shit, it's mostly frost.

"Was that fart wet?"

Do y'all get the Little Debbie's ice cream out there? My company makes some of the 'inclusions' for them.

Triflin'

"Where were these baked potatoes going again?"

@spike1972.bsky.social relevant to your upcoming show (yes I remember the 22 minute song lol)

Dan Ackroyd and cast from the movie Doctor Detroit

Doctor Detroit

So, tonight kind of sucks, my friend invited me to a big holiday part and the elevator gave me vertigo, I haven't been in a skyscraper for a while.

Plus everyone's drinking and I don't know anyone.

a man in a hat is talking to another man in a car with the words there is a box of twinkies in that grocery store ALT: a man in a hat is talking to another man in a car with the words there is a box of twinkies in that grocery store

Al needs to hang out with Tallahassee.

Some lists of bad actors to block (click subscribe, then select block). Didn't create these, but I block 'em all! Up to you how you want to handle!

MAGA

Right Wing Propaganda

Far right

NFT/AI/Crypto

More NFT/AI/Crypto

British Bigots

Nazis

Content Scrapers

My feed was almost all gaming and politics. I actually get a few of my political feeds back here now.

In the process of moving Twitter existence over here, with some Facebook friends added in.

Not that I posted much on Twitter, but let's see if we can keep the fascists out and change that.