The Pens are going loser shit

I've seen my team win back to back twice. They'll never have that

All I can fall back on is that I don't have to watch out Stanley cups wins on VHS tape

The Flyers are putting the Pens in a chokehold and they have no answer for it

Getting owned by Vladar. Some sad shit

Well this is over for the Pens

Flyers are getting penalties for all the pot shots they took in the first game

If the Pens lose again in the yellow sweaters, you can burn em

That's what he gets for disrespecting Danhausen

Literally all men want to do is earnestly run Morning Glory Orphanage in Okinawa for the rest of their natural lives.

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

A breaking update from @timheidecker.bsky.social.

Hell yeah

Pennsylvania's motor-voter system effectively screens non-citizens from voter registration • Pennsylvania Capital-Star The audit also revealed problems with PennDOT’s data security protocols and recommended tighter internal controls.

Pennsylvania's auditor general, a Republican, audited 210,000+ new voter registrations under Gov. Shapiro's new motor voter system to see if noncitizens were registering to vote.

They found one. One.

And that was because a PennDOT staffer erred. It was fixed before the driver left the office.

On the first day of #CharitibundiBowl, I donated $64 in honor of my beloved Penn State Nittany Lions (top-5 finisher in this last year, come get it freaks) losing 6-4 to Iowa. At home. With me in attendance. With Ferentz taking an intentional safety. With 8 minutes to go in Q4. In my face. Hell

On @lastweektonight.com this week, #Pittsburgh News (KDKA 2, WTAE 4, and WPXI 11) makes an appearance on trying to pronounce the new #Pirates
#hotdog " The #Boricua dog ". #LetsGoBucs.

Lol Kash Patel is suing the Atlantic. Good luck with discovery, bozo

The heart of Fuentes’s message was that young men in the United States have gotten a rotten deal. In his telling, a nation of entitled baby boomers, like those leading the Republican Party, had poisoned American society with bad jobs, unbearable women and a racially diverse population intent on depriving White people of what they’re owed

Maybe the Republican Party can’t deal with its Nick Fuentes problem because this message is more or less the same as theirs so the criticism comes off as disingenuous www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

They liked the Geno bear

Or is it?

#datenight

That'll do it

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

Just saw Cigarette Bob on the street

Ugh I'm sick of this shit

"So for his special move, he pours a jar of fake teeth in his opponent's mouth. He thinks it's not illegal because they already have teeth in their mouth"

I feel like a crazy person when I try to describe Danhausen to non-wrestling fans.

Insider trading is legal now

Cute video, but nothing will ever compare to Eric Adams unveiling garbage cans while blasting Empire State Of Mind unfortunately!

So like a turkey