Finally felt a quake (4.7) from the Silver Springs swarm.

Happy Birthday to the immortal, notorious, Bettie Page! 😍

Reno made the list of the top ten most turbulent airports in the country.

I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

Yep! 😁 🫖 ☕️

As I was leaving the office I felt something slide down my pants leg. Out of the bottom popped the Prince Albert lock from my chastity with the lock screw still in place! Thank goodness there was no one else in the hallway to ask embarrassing questions.

Leaving the office shortly. Who wants to join me at home for a nap and a cuddle?

"Is there a doctor on the plane?"

"I'm a doctor but not that kind--"

"The flight crew are arguing about whether or not the Meiji Restoration was bloodless"

"SONOFABITCH, I'm on my way!"

I have been updating purge lists at work. Bwahahahah! 😈

Am I too sexy for the brunch munch?

It was!

Thank you! ❤️

Me and my friend Luci and some of my loot from a Goth craft fair.

Note to self: If you’re going to do laundry it helps to close the lid so the washing machine actually cycles. 🙄

At the Safeway Gas on West McCarran. 😏

Washoe Public Health does free STI testing at Our Center on Thursdays. I went last week and just got my results. I’m completely negative and that’s a good thing. 😊

He’s probably spinning fast enough that if we put some magnets and copper wire down there southern California would have a new source of clean electricity. ⚡️ 😆

Richard Nixon is turning over in his grave.

A black screenshot of a twitter post in white text with the following message: "I was extremely upset on a family vacation once and i asked my brother how he drags so calm and he said that he tries not to think about anything that isn't boobs or swords and every day I try to live up to that example"

emotional vulnerability kicking in late at night? 1) go lie down 2) remember this post

Would pay extra to watch.

Also bsky chat is being stupid. Can you please text me your cell number for Saturday?

Raises hand!🙋‍♀️

Hugs!

National Kidney Registry | Facilitating Living Kidney Donation The National Kidney Registry helps people facing kidney failure by facilitating paired kidney exchange and making living kidney donation safer and easier.

This is your periodic reminder that I need a kidney transplant. Did you know it's very easy to become a living donor? And even if you aren't a match for me, they can work out a swap with someone else who does match.

Check out the National Kidney Foundation website below.
www.kidneyregistry.com

Henry VIII’s Dating App Profiles “Grieving widower seeking comely maid to provide comfort and more male heirs in time of deep sorrow over the passing of my favorite wife from childbed fever....

"Grieving widower seeking comely maid to provide comfort and more male heirs in time of deep sorrow over the passing of my favorite wife from childbed fever. Must be okay with being outranked by my infant son. DM pic first. No uggos."