It’s so weird that last podcast on the left and behind the bastards did series on Jimmy saville within the same month

I wouldn’t even drink a monster after 5pm for risk of pulling an all nighter, this is the bravest thing I’ve seen

It is! Like imagine just mentioning “oh yeah this book with this weird plot is my favourite” and she goes “someone has told me this before”

Is it because of prison abolitionist reasons or are the two unrelated?

The real question is if she know what RCBG is

Dorley has actually breached containment, I mentioned it to a new girl at work and she said she knew what it was… this is the first time this has ever happened

Full slop, just all kinds of slop

Of course I’m chaotic evil

It ALWAYS comes back to transmisogyny ALWAYS

Update: I’ve been playing guitar for like a week and can KINDA play about a girl

We should fix this

Hell yeah brother

How are you so bad at keeping them safe??? It’s not hard to do!

Draft dodgers queueing up outside Dorley

Please don’t Apple me

I think the milk is the soup and the cereal is croutons

May they forever stay rancid

Hard agree on this one bot

I’m still kinda glad my pc for whatever reason can’t upgrade to 11, no matter how much I’m told to upgrade I can’t, idk why I can’t either they’ve never told me what hardware needs changed

I mean… I successfully basemented a guy and she’s the happiest she’s ever been

I mean beyond the fact that it’s a bit cliche it’s a pretty good note, I’d maybe try and be more original next time

Yeah I may be a disappointment to my parents but at least I don’t have to censor myself when singing Holiday and American Idiot

The kind of discourse I’m ready for tbh

That’ll do it! It’s also the reason all my posts flop, it’s hard being relatable when you’re on the dark side of the moon

Damn I’m on the dark side of the moon?

Thinking about that episode of criminal minds where Leland Palmer kidnaps people and swaps their legs

I guess I can never sing that one song from omnium gatherum

I think you mean peak idea, nothing bad has every come from crash bandicoot (just ignore the things that have)

I love how my sadness of living in fear of coming out to my parents who I live with has gotten so bad I’m listening to blink-182 I’m so fucking cooked

Also mutilization isn’t even a word, it means literally nothing