She knows ye

It beggars belief bro

Wait did all bisexuals become pansexuals or were there some who were like two is where I draw the line

Me and the homies would shoot them from a moving train and just leave them to rot

Herds of scolds used to roam this place as far as the eye could see

Bi is ok

I been listening to a lot of Lorde and stuff ever since I learned from a reel that it’s gay to listen to men sing

hey siri was anything I just filed down the firing pin

hey siri all safeties off

I’m kinda over getting told to stop drop and roll

He pay rent

At one point in college I had to watch the David lynch movie where the old man rides the lawnmower and that’s when it clicked for me that it was all bullshit. The college, the class. The movie. Me.

Had a dream that David lynch was describing different Trader Joe’s snacks to me and it was way better than any of his movies

Lead paint bf seafood boiled in a plastic bag gf

Seafood that’s boiled in a plastic bag is sweeping across america like lead paint

My enemies have all been overstimulated until they need to sit in a dark room and do therapy breathing

Mid

Rain washing all my transgressions and shortcomings away brb

Let the memorial cook

No compromise in defense of our fuckass planet

I am a climate warlord

If i die trying to kick the mirror of a car parked in the bike lane that would be a beautiful death

Me and my scarecrow mind

Black and white stained glass faces almost all cut

Tunnel vision

“How do you say hamburger in moon,’ and then I’d close the deal and go get drunk. Big plot hole

All good

Nice

Kids that call their parents by their first names freak me out. They’re like a Stella Artois commercial made flesh

Gambling debt and mortgage debt are exactly the same, sweaty

Yeah I’m a leftist. I left dis kid at the fire station and I’m gonna leave dat one in da hot car later