I wish I could sit the whole world down on the toilet until it either pooped or starved to death

Subterranean homesick blues happened to a buddy of mine. Gay now. Unrelated.

(sees you present the same idea over and over again with the relentless singular determination of an entree) that’s not very mezza platter of you

apple eater by @puddleofbrain.bsky.social

apple eater but under natural light and closer up

woke up in the middle of the night and found an apple eater in my room

In my younger and more vulnerable years, Dennis Miller gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since

Dennis Miller saved my life

Trade me

Whole crew getting sleepy

My cell has a hard cot and a metal toilet for ambiance

It’s not important

My cell has sprouted lush forests and verdant plains teeming with game

Portland Oregon is great if you want to get Stockholm syndrome for a township

I’m so glad to be home. which is a form of Stockholm syndrome I think

All I’m asking for is fifty more years of political and economic stability. After that do whatever

The strait of Hormuz is soft blobs with clear cut edges

The Strait of Hormuz is a spectrum

Need the texting, unfortunately

Massage guy sign

Oh wait I took one

Forgot to take pictures

Tarmac

Probably never be somewhere this beautiful again for the rest of my life

My dentist inside a vape shop says once I turn 80 I can stop brushing my teeth

Catholic Church pope come to brasil

Welcome to the resistance, the Roman Catholic Church

I have an idea for a zipline. Act one opens on the jilted lover sitting in his car in the dark watching silhouettes play across his paramours window shades

NO WHINING BE HAPPY DO YOUR OWN THING ENJOY LIFE BELIEVE DREAM BIG

I wish I could be the person the wall decor of this Airbnb wants me to be but I’ve always disappointed everyone in my life

I have an idea for a zip line. starts upwards and then it goes down straightly

Boat meat (long)

The look your dick gives you when it sees you opening up pornhub for the 12th time today

Boat dinner (lacking)

r/boatdinnerdiaries

Boyfriend told me he’s thinking about going back to land

Not going to pee in the Airbnb shampoo bottle even a few drops out of respect for the island