"I GOT FOOD ON MY SLEEVE"
"ok, can i help you pull it up?"
"NO I DON'T LIKE IT LIKE THAT UP BY ELBOW I HATE IT"

literally just happened earlier tonight

Me eating olives by the light of the fridge at 10pm

you are on fire today

Doctor Baran Al-Hashimi written in the style of the TMNT logo

it's a weird fucking expression though!!

i've thought a lot about it, and at this point in my life i think the most mom-coded thing i say on a regular basis is "knock yourself out" to mean "sure, go for it"

tentatively watch this space or don't, up to you, i'm not your mom

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

more like john turdus!!

;(

Gay Ann Hart - I'm In Love With An IBM Machine/Mr. Computer [USA, Outsider Folk](60s?) this 10” is a complete mystery to me, she’s predicting dating apps!

Gay Ann Hart - I'm In Love With An IBM Machine/Mr. Computer [USA, Outsider Folk](60s?) this 10” is a complete mystery to me, she’s predicting dating apps!
https://redd.it/14i8kt4
https://youtu.be/lfXcKQv4GXA

(dats me yellin)

aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

y'all ever talk on the phone

honestly when r was bep's age she ate like 3 bananas a day for a few months, so he could def be on like donkey kong

oh my god, i forgot they did that

and i mean that very seriously, i think this hyper wealth rising with gen ai is really teaching us that constant affirmation makes people genuinely unable to accept anything other than their own consciousness is real. and that is extremely dangerous and ultimately heartbreaking

sycophancy is not love!

the entire point of reading fiction is to be exposed to different perspectives and experiences, to build empathy. the slop text removes the humanity of the writer, illustrator, and reader simultaneously. a gaping void of emptiness dressed up as a hug

the various parenting subreddits keep getting spammed with poorly disguised ads for ai apps to generate """stories""" about your kid for your kid, and aside from the obvious that books exist, the impetus for narratives to center the reader so completely is so gross and repulsive to me

this is killing me

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taaaage!!

block warranted

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

photo of a simple line drawing of pikachu, the electric mouse type pokemon. it's drawn in the type of colored pencil with several colors blended together, so there is no consistent line. around the image are the names of various pokemon written in both an adult and child's hand. the paper is crumpled a bit.

inordinately proud of this pikachu i drew at r's behest

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

🎵 pika pik
pika pik
pika pika pikachu🎵

r's singing "let it go" but as pikachu