@angelawhite.bsky.social Happy Birthday my dear friend. I miss you so much. 🥳🎉

I was an ugly kid. My bath toys were a radio and a toaster.
When I played in a sandbox cats used to try to cover me up.

The other night I told my wife she could make the first move. She went to Florida.

I went to a bar. The sign outside said, "TOPLESS...BOTTOMLESS!" I went inside and there was nobody there.

I tell ya, sex is getting harder all the time. Me and my wife were trying to have sex for hours last night and I finally gave up. I asked her, “what, you can’t think of anybody either?”

I went a month without my Viagra. Having sex was like shooting pool with a rope.

Yes, I miss having a REAL President.

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SOLD!!!

Every Halloween I open the door and the kids give ME candy.

Are you kidding me, I know I'm ugly. Why, when I was born after the doctor slapped me the nurse tried to get a couple of belts in also.

I told my doctor eveytime I look in at myself in the mirror I throw up. He told me, "I don't know about your health but your eyesight's perfect."

I once took my wife to a dog show. She came in first place.
Every night my wife brushes her hair 100 times. Then she does the other leg.

Should be "The Suede Underground".

Slightly diminish a band: Frank Alpha

Slightly diminish a band: Sex Slingshots