Keychain like that worth billions today. Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

I don't like it when they show the muppets' legs.

She is also the subject of one of our favorite bedtime books! a.co/d/08jXuKD0

Why can’t we have a space-industrial complex instead of a military one? What if we did, like, 25% less war and 10x more space? We will still do war! Do not worry! Just… a little tiny bit less of it in exchange for a whole lot more of the only positive thing Americans have done or felt in years.

There’s such a difference between the pride and jubilation when astronauts return home versus the utter indifference toward billionaires and celebrities when their vanity ships land… that’s good energy. We should keep that energy.

Hey, so the US President held the entire planet hostage today. Everybody just fine with that, or… ?

Return of the Jedi

This was proposed by an outside conservative think tank, shareholders shot it down, and it happened over a year ago.

This was an outside conservative think tank proposal and it happened over a year ago. Not one person in these comments is aware of either of these facts.

Not a quagmire-like, but I heard "the polycrisis" today in reference to all of the various goings-on. Think I'll latch onto that one for a while.

a man with a beard and mustache is looking at something Alt: Gandalf from Lord of the Rings looking at something beautiful and feeling overcome by emotion.

Modern small-block Chevy when?

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

Replacing our Whirlpool stuff with Bosch as it dies after like five years. Been very happy so far. Less an endorsement of Bosch (though we love ‘em so far), more a warning to stay the hell away from Whirlpool. Short lifespan and replacement parts that cost half the price of the thing itself.

Smokey Bones used to have kettle chips, made in-house and served fresh. We went in one night to see they had been replaced with tater tots. I am not a tot hater (I know "hater tot" is right there, I'm sorry), but that was the biggest and most painful menu downgrade I have ever witnessed.

Right, like there's typical suspension of disbelief, there's live-retconning as you watch a thing (which any Legends fan is all too familiar with - it's part of the fun!), and then there's... stuff like that. Or droid backups don't exist until they do, or ISDs can't find the sky, or, or, or...

The Chewie fake-out eliminated any seriousness for me, like there are no stakes here and we are just playing with toys. I remember thinking, “oh wow, they really do not give a fuck about these characters.” I’ve never felt that about any other SW property. Made me more sad than anything. Still does.

The warehouses are not for "migrants and refugees" and I don't know why people keep repeating that. Germany did this before. China did this before. WE did this before. Stop talking about it like half the people on this site aren't prime candidates for two beatings a day and a space blanket.

You ever notice how, in most science fiction, the humans are still doing the vehicle driving? Could that indicate that maybe there are some things we never intended or wanted to automate, and that autonomous self-driving is some tech baby bullshit the majority of us don't want or care about?

Sad that my wife isn’t online enough for me to use the Dow as an excuse for my many shortcomings. Such potential, wasted.

Breathing free oxygen, brought to you by DraftKings.

The inside of your own eyelids, brought to you by DraftKings.

The laughter of your infant daughter, brought to you by DraftKings.

The taste of food, brought to you by DraftKings.

Exiting the birth canal, brought to you by DraftKings.

New account security idea: *Active* MFA. Where you can’t even receive an MFA request unless you have your authenticator open and toggled to allow requests. Think of it like a credit freeze, same concept.

Possibly related: I am so unbelievably tired of people trying to hit my Microsoft accounts.

Me: spend the last 15 months pretending to eat my daughter’s feet and toes in order to extract all of the baby belly laughs.

Also me: “No don’t put your foot in your mouth, yuck! Why would you do this?!”

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

a man in a suit and tie says softly don t ALT: a man in a suit and tie says softly don t

Slippery slope between copying that floppy and downloading a car. Did early 2000's PSAs teach you nothing at all?

We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

No, ketchup is American diabetes sauce. We took it from the world, filled it with sugar, and now pump it into our veins while we sleep. Not many people know this.

Worcestershire sauce is European soy sauce.

An AI prompt answering the question “when is the Hell’s Kitchen finale” with Thursday, January 26. Which is not an actual date, as it is now Thursday, January 22.

Thanks, Siri (and ChatGPT)! I’ll be sure to mark my calendar on Thursday, January 25.

Anyway, remember to use AI for everything all of the time (while making sure you are physically in the office and not at home) or you aren’t really working.