Sen. Jack Reed to Warsh as he dodges questions about divesting his assets: "Excuse me. I must commend you on the way you can circularly go around questions and not answer them. It's a skill. Unfortunately it's not a good skill for the chairman of the Fed."
Coming to the streets of minneapolis
the hitlerian victims of communism foundation on twitter: USSR pin awarded to farmers for "Mastery of Cannabis Breeding". Are these your "Marxist" values??
happy 4/20
What about your internet history
Dark Souls
Humans in general gush over cute things even if they wont admit it. Kittens get me every time
Tesla saved $400 million on its federal taxes by shifting billions of its U.S. profits to countries with lower tax rates.
Yes: While you paid your taxes in full, giant corporations maneuvered to pay as little as possible — and it’s all perfectly legal for them.
The system is rigged.
STEFANIK: President Trump didn't call for genocide, Jake. You are putting those words in his mouth
TAPPER: 'Your entire civilization will die'?
STEFANIK: It's the terrorist regime, Jake. He's targeting the terrorist regime
TAPPER: You're changing his words!
Now that the Supreme Court has ordered the Trump administration to refund companies what they paid in tariffs, yet there are still tariffs in place, what's the plan? Consumers continue to fork money over to corporations who will later get another refund?
lol suck it.
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
A round, fried hors d'oeuvre sits on a plate with a shocked expression. It is surrounded by others like it, except for an empty spot next to it.
“GUYS! WAKE UP! SOME DUDE JUST ATE CARL!”
Gotta keep an eye on the humans. Can't let them get all uppity
Time to bring them to the movie dungeon
Ew no
Trump: "Europe is desperate for Energy, and yet the United Kingdom refuses to open North Sea Oil, one of the greatest fields in the World. Tragic!!! Aberdeen should be booming. Norway sells its North Sea Oil to the U.K. at double the price. They are making a fortune. U.K., which is better situated on the North Sea for purposes of energy than Norway, should, DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!! It is absolutely crazy that they don’t… AND, NO MORE WINDMILLS! President DJT"
Trump: "Europe is desperate for Energy, and yet UK refuses to open North Sea Oil, one of the greatest fields in the World. Tragic!!! ... UK, which is better situated on North Sea for purposes of energy than Norway, should, DRILL, BABY, DRILL!!! It is crazy that they don’t… AND, NO MORE WINDMILLS!"
It turns out that the DoorDash deliverer earlier at the White House was a Republican staged event. Sharon Simmons of Arkansas was used last year by the GOP to promote their “One Big Beautiful Bill.”
THE CAPITALIST HELLSCAPE LOUISIANA IS LOOKING TO PUT UNHOUSED PEOPLE IN ICE-STYLE CONCENTRATION CAMPS SOURCE: LOUISIANA STATE LEGISLATURE @AWKWORDISTHIS
NEW: Louisiana is looking to put unhoused people in ICE-style internment camps
🔗 LEGISCAN.COM/LA/BILL/HB211/2026
This whole thing was a setup for TV and that any news organization takes this even remotely at face value is going to turn me into the Joker.
Breaking:
ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) — Minnesota county investigates ICE arrest of Hmong American man as a potential case of kidnapping and false imprisonment.
Headline on Hollywood Reporter that reads ”Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works”
I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…
Pokopia is such a good time
There’s something fundamentally wrong with the man. robertreich.substack.com/p/king-trump-i-versus-po...
bryan metzger & @metzgov When asked if he took the post down because of Gaines' and others' criticism, President Trump said no. "I didn't listen to Riley Gaines. I'm not a big fan of Riley, actually." Weijia Jiang • @weijia • 48m NEW: Trump explains to @NorahODonnell why he removed the Al image of himself: "Normally I don't like doing that, but I didn't want to have anybody be confused. People were confused." He said he believed the photo depicted him as a doctor, not Jesus. More: cbsnews.com/news/trump-pop... 6:20 PM • Apr 13, 2026 • 8,584 Views
From @metzger.bsky.social, I am HOWLING.
painting of a big scary T. rex crunching the thorny head of an idiot pachycephalosaurus while his two buddies look on in horror but will probably joke about it years later to soften the shared emotional pain
Painting I did of a T. rex absolutely obliterating a Pachycephalosaurus. 2022
I’d like to live in a country where a grandma doesn’t have to work as a Door Dash driver to pay for her husband’s cancer treatment
Instantly heard the spooky Pyro music in my head
