Love this for you hell yeag

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

Yet more evidence for the ultimate Mia hot take the white man should not be allowed to farm

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Mia how could you possible do worse than that well my dear friend, in their infinite wisdom the Cardinals hired the architects of the 2021 to 2024 NEW YORK JETS OFFENSES

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

It's really astonishing that in a year where the Giants are paying actual real world US dollars to Matt Nagy, Greg Roman, AND Brian Callahan SIMULTANIOULSY that the Arizona Cardinals have somehow assembled the worst group of offensive minds in the league

Moreover, CIE must be destroyed

his name is eli heidenreich we HAVE to be doing better than this

Man the Timberwolves are getting absolutely clobbered

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

why am I not there right now 😭😭😭😭

PTKU BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TAKE IT ALL THE WAY HOME

MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA ATLANTA MISSING BOTH FUCKING FREE THROWS AND THEN THE KNICKS MISS THE SHOT ON THE FAST BREAK JUST INCREDIBLE STUFF

MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED

Starcraft coaches in team houses used to have everyone play 2 games against each other because 2-0ing them was the only result that mattered

Haven't seen a team fall apart like this since DJ Moore decided he didn't give a shit about a playoff game

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Are the Knicks about to blow this lol

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

This reads so Onion-esquely wrong that it sounds almost funny...and don't give me some "oral history" nonsense...this is part of normalizing total surveillance & possibly using every bit of real conversation as AI "training data"!

How Email Open Tracking Quietly Took Over the Web You give up more privacy than you might think each time you open an email.

In honor of Tim Cook's stepping down, here is the story of how I emailed him, not once but twice, with open email tracking enabled, only to discover that, not once but twice, my emails to the CEO of Apple were opened on a computer running Windows.

the onion should hire the knowledge fight guys but let them go into semi-retirement doing a weekly podcast about reality tv

my version of this is that if you draft Akheem Mesidor in the first three rounds you should be fired out of a cannon into a lake

Giving Tim Heidecker infowars is the first, but not the last, instance of The People's Joker becoming real life

The Sandy Hook families deserve so much more but this is a well deserved victory

70 powerful Bay Area men were accused of sexual misconduct. What happened next? Since 2010, scores of prominent local men have faced allegations ranging from sexual harassment to rape. Most have returned to the highest echelons of public life.

Also: "We did not include allegations against local clergy, because there are too many."
sfstandard.com/2026/04/20/7...

I don't think I've ever read a sentence as unappealing as "Jim Caviezel is Jair Bolsonaro."

Every homeless trans person is a failure of each and every one of us individually and collectively

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

I think the thing that explains the Dexter Lawrence trade is that if you were trying to engineer the worst possible top 10 draft pick in a lab you would pick this draft class, pick 10, and the Bengals trying to draft someone on defense

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

true crime brain has fucked people up so bad and they get really mad when you point that out. and also that the entire true crime industry is predatory and exploitative

SPOILER [Wrestlemania Spoilers] Update to commentary team [Wrestlemania Spoilers] Update to commentary team For Jade vs Rhea, Michael Cole and Wade Barrett have been joined by *checks notes* Adam Weitsman, a New York entrepreneur, who has paid to be seated at the commentary table (without a mic) for the duration of the match

Oh so they're BROKE broke

Honestly I'm stunned none of the Steelers edges got traded

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Well super short by NFL standards

I'm not tall he's just short and I'm Large lol