Every big multi-billion dollar corporation needs to incorporate a little brainwashing.

#iykyk 😏🤑

Thanks to our arbitration clauses, we triumphed over the communists who sued us in a class action lawsuit for bait-and-switch prices. There are rumors @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov @newyorkstateag.bsky.social & @kwameraoul.bsky.social are investigating us, but we are working with them to avoid any actions.

@kwameraoul.bsky.social another tenant filed a complaint with the Illinois Attorney General this weekend. We're going to sell his stuff before you all get to it though, cool?

Burkhardt v. Extra Space Mgt., Inc. Labor: Other case filed on February 18, 2025 in the California Eastern District Court

New discrimination lawsuit. Who dis?
DEI? Bye 😂

The Republican Party understands that monopoly is fun. Consumer protections are rules, and rules are meant to be broken. Don't kill our vibe, Jan.

Screenshot of X/Twitter reading: Your account (@ExtraSpaceX) is currently suspended. For more information, please log into x.com.

Twitter suspended our account! What happened Elon? We thought comedy was legal now.

Add us! We're fighting for oligarchy. That counts, right?

You're welcome! 🙂 You should definitely not post this meme with a bad review on Google Maps.

a man in a suit and tie is holding a stack of money and smelling it ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a stack of money and smelling it

🙋🏻‍♀️Oligarchy forever! Corporate overlords unite! We live for the drama... and cash money 💰

That's a breach of contract. Now, they're our bees and medicinal herbs. Thanks... How much do we sell this shit for? 🤔

a man in a suit and tie is holding a stack of money and smelling it ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a stack of money and smelling it

🙋🏻‍♀️Oligarchy forever! Corporate overlords unite! We live for the drama... and cash money 💰

@suckercarlson.bsky.social we added you to our funny pack. Add us in yours! Us Russian spies have to stick together!

@repjackkimble.bsky.social we added you to our funny pack. Add us in yours! You know, quid pro quo.

@rogermarshallmd.bsky.social we added you to our funny pack. Add us in yours! You know, quid pro quo.

Meme of Versailles, King of France, and French royalty that says: POV: Extra Space bought your storage company so it can raise your rent.

Extra Space has entered the chat, bitches.

Someone called us a parody. 😧 We are as serious as cancer, so we added a check to our picture. To help fight disinformation, we made a starter pack of other super legit non #parody accounts. Repost and comment any suggestions.

We only just started crafting it 😅, but thanks for sharing.

Fire burns through units at New Jersey storage facility, leaves one person injured One person was taken to the hospital after a fire broke out at a storage facility in South Jersey on Friday.

Hope you bought insurance! 🤣 Jk! We don't care. We already got your rent for the month! 🤷🏽‍♀️

Nashville Fugitive Myles Owens V Dies in Standoff Amid Suspected Suicide as Accomplice Is Arrested on Multiple Charges Myles Owens V, a fugitive, died by suspected suicide, while Kenneth Strickland Jr. was arrested at the scene for identity theft and motor vehicle theft.

We hate when the cops seize our customers' stuff. That's our job. No wonder he didn't mind our rent increases.

Add us! Most of our customers have unstable housing! We basically built our business around it.

Add us! Most of our customers have unstable housing! We basically built our business around it.

Add us! Most of our customers have unstable housing! We basically built our business around it.

Add us! Most of our customers have unstable housing! We basically built our business around it.

Add us! Most of our customers have unstable housing! We basically built our business around it.

Add us! Most of our customers have unstable housing! We basically built our business around it.

Add us! Most of our customers have unstable housing! We basically built our company around it.

Add us! Most of our customers have unstable housing! We basically built our business around it.

We raise your rent in his name and seize your belongings as offerings to him... and in the name of cash money 💵 💰

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Have you ever heard of Russia 🇷🇺? Have you ever heard of Mormons?
Fun Fact: Our founder and current Executive Chairman Kenneth Woolley was President of the Moscow Russia West Mission of the Church of Latter-day Saints.