#mymonkey

u <- you dropped this

bnuuy

does she also call you a bitch?

haunted doll that smokes all your weed

happy 11 years of hrt to me, i celebrated like i always do, by not remembering on the day of (april 10th) and saying something about it 1-5 days late

i stress out a lot about my sleep schedule for someone who isn’t really willing to do anything about it

helping an angel girl with her pinfeathers while her wings are molting and watching her cum handsfree from it

ik autism makes it easy to miss when someone’s joking even when it’s obvious but i still get so embarrassed every time 😭

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

i don't understand the urge to socialize and smoke weed (even though i have it) bc i get SO uncool when i'm stoned

your uma personality is meisho doto! in order to change her outlook and herself, this pessimist gives it her all. learn more on the umamusume wiki my stats extraversion (x) agreeableness (o) conscientiousness (x) emotional stability (x) openness (Δ) autism spectrum (9)

since everyone's posting these

worst thing heated rivalry has done is give straight people an excuse to make unfunny jokes that by any reasonable measure should be considered homophobic

for in da club to be the song that came out 23 years before they were born wouldn't they have to be a newborn?

James @GoodVibePolitik X.com A friend in Cuba just notified me that every single patient in that hospital that was on ventilators died tonight. I don't have words. James @GoodVibePolitik•4h There's something supremely saddening and enraging about seeing a hospital running on bare minimum power. Thinking about dialysis patients, babies in NICU, and others tonight in Cuba. This is a blockade of death. THE THE B

What the US is purposefully doing to Cuba should be considered genocide.

I don’t think people realize how much anti trans shit is literally just “I find these people disgusting” and they can’t just pass laws on that so they have to make shit up like “trans people are hurting kids” “trans people’s healthcare is hurting kids” “trans people using the bathroom is perverted”

Somehow “anti-Zionism is not antisemitism” has morphed into “antisemitism is totally fine if you dress it up as anti-Zionism,” an evolution which by the way ADL and AJC have facilitated.

the joke is that i took a picture of myself making the face but i don't. want to post it

huh. looks like this image is broken

when she’s baked out of her gourd and starts to give you this look

derrick face down in the sand. cc: DERRICK: I failed.

a real fun thing to do is to watch season 11 episodes 16 and 17 of the challenge pretending it exists in a world where derrick is a time traveler aware of his fate in the game and how to avoid it but is unable to stop the fulfillment of his destiny. really adds a lot to it

pizza with a bone stickin out the crust

iasked for boneless pizza what the FUCK bro

am i crazy or is redemption beach the samatau beach from s2 #survivorau

Lit up on that ice-cold water

i wish in all the jokes and roasts of the DLSS5 there was more discussion about the fact that this is not even feasible tech like nobody short of like million dollar streamers is going to buy two graphics cards for this especially when you could achieve the same effect with an instagram filter

and he shouldn't be saying the r word, didn't know about that though

my actual opinion on hasan is that i agree with what he says most of the time but he sometimes has bad takes and sometimes gets into stupid beefs with fans/people with much lower follower counts than him that he could easily just ignore (something too many ecelebs do)

screenshot from clearsky showing two lists this user (pagongings.bsky.social) is a member of tech haters 1/17/2026 hates tech, needs you to know Hasan Piker supporters and defenders 10/18/2025 Since no one else has made that list I decided to do it myself. Fans of the very controversial streamer known as Hasan Piker aka Hasanabi who is infamous for stating that america deserved 9/11 and saying the R-word. I do not accept appeals and don't try convincing me he "ain't that bad". Go away!

lol

fanart of Melinoe from Hades 2, wearing a modern outfit (dark jeans, orange top), she has a big tattoo on her right arm, and is about to tie her hair with a hair band (is this how it's called in english ?) her eyes are closed, she has nice arm muscles and looks extremely lesbian

sapphic princess of the underworld (2025)

being estrogenized fucking rules