Ned Stark living it up in retirement

What’s west of Westeros?

Second to last place last season to 3rd place this season. We take those.

Just logged on for the first time in ages, thanks babe 😘 you make my life so much brighter ❤️

once again I'm begging and pleading with someone in the press to draw this obvious connection between trump/epstein and trump's precision defunding of programs that assist women who are the victims of domestic and sexual abuse

New member of the family 🥹

am seeing Phantom of the Opera in London on Halloween. I am afraid I will be insufferable about this for the rest of my life.

When in Edinburgh…

Way late to the game but watching Succession finally…

ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS PASSED THE BAR AND I AM NEVER GONNA SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!!!

At the doctor’s office, the very large waiting room is completely empty besides me. This lady in her late 50’s comes in, sits in the seat directly next to me and starts watching videos on her phone at full volume. We are COOKED as a society.

kermit the frog is dancing on a stage with a red curtain behind him . ALT: kermit the frog is dancing on a stage with a red curtain behind him .

In case you were wondering I am being very normal about the Florence + Machine release. Not freaking out or fan girling at all or anything

I got to meet my idol, Michelle Akers, last night. I was absolutely star struck and cheesing SO hard.

Saw NIN last night. Bucket list concert. No Notes 🫡

What pregaming in my mid 30’s looks like…

ozzy osbourne dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (complimentary)"
hulk hogan dies
everyone: "enjoy hell (derogatory)"

First ever peach harvest from our backyard 😍

We had to say goodbye to our other boy, Anakin, this weekend. We have now had to say goodbye to our constant companions from the past decade in the last 3 months. We are inconsolable and will miss them forever 💔

I bought a binder for the first time because all of my shirts for work get the boob button gap and it’s NOT the look in front of juries. Is this what life could be like without my DD bazookas?! My shirts fit right and I look like 10-15lbs lighter 😭

Sometimes you realize you are so lucky ❤️

One of my best friends graduated law school today. I’m super proud of them. It also marks my greatest failure as a lawyer because I couldn’t convince them that going to law school was a dumb idea

I learned we have a new pope from a Popcrave Conclave meme. This is in fact the dumbest timeline

Yes you may 🫡

Context, we are at a Kylie Minogue concert

I’m with a group of over 15 gay men and they have decided to collectively refer to me as “father”

That is a nice thought

Today we said goodbye to our boy Zuko. Ten beautiful years was not enough time to cuddle and love on you. Everything changed when the fire nation attacked our house, and it will never be the same now you are gone. I’ll miss you forever my sweet boy

Having two senior dogs on the decline at the same time is really really rough.

I just read a comment where someone said (and many others agreed) that the movie Count of Monte Cristo, was “ a rare exception where the movie was better than the book.”
I don’t wanna be in this timeline anymore more