Kojima—suddenly with way too much time on his hands—calls up Nintendo and asks if they’d produce Boktai successor.

You madman

He's already prepping the 07-08 W treatment

I love how the team keeps pushing the designs of those freaks with each game. Some of them of are genuinely grotesque

He can only have so many fictional crushes!

Griff has two days to frantically scribble, “None of these linebackers are as good as Jordyn Brooks”

That’s a good duck

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Samus tripped in the purple and gray hazes so Batman and Wolf Link could chase colorful clouds of gas.

Such a trend setter of a game. It made the bold choice of slapping muted filters that remove all the color and beauty from the game world so you can chase small vague things before it was cool.

Jail

And no matter how many times you open the ad center and block the ad you get served the same ad.

Every clown has his day

"or something"

I'm going to start reading that Bluesky dev guy's posts with Pete Puma's voice from now on.

I think your examples are more illustrative of the types of media you're exposed to. Not a bad thing! This happens with media as the avenues to produce and sell something expand.

Fantasy still sells well. We just haven’t had a monoculture property burst into the scene in a minute.

"I'll give them all a gentle embrace. A gentle embrace of explosions. Gentle explosions."

They keep using the Just War doctrine as a rejoinder as if it has the same power as the word “Parlay” in Pirates of the Caribbean.

This is the energy I bring to the party

He's not beating the allegations that he only converted for the aesthetics

@miyaulait.bsky.social has some wonderful Pokémon prints.

@zjwhitman.bsky.social if HBO approaches you for a fan interview you say, "No"

Do it, Liz. Kick him.

Wow, this is well done. You did Emily Rudd justice.

My cartoon in this weeks @newyorker.com

I special ordered three of them 💀

Libby Frame just had to give Poppy combat boots in one and a lifeguard job in another.