#TummyTuesday
Idk have a softy, felt hefty and thick this morning (too early).

I didn't notice my baby giving the camera stink eye when I took it. Made me giggle more

A room lit in red, with a rim chair/toilet seat in the middle of the floor, seat up. Framed by the door, into a well lit room with blue walls, leaves on the right side of the door, pins/stickers on the left, and a judgy cat in the bottom corner

Something about this made me both horny and giggle

For @/Baneko

I *hate* this...so much...
I get that the water doesn't touch the food, but unless you wash the bag off before cutting into it, it will get all of the gross from that toilet...

I see you boys already met t̶h̶e̶ ̶v̶i̶l̶l̶a̶g̶e̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶r̶e̶, I mean @prettybeefy.bsky.social

Oh yeah, I'm fine.
Just made for some weird stuff Friday with my nose

Hoping to sail the sea of stars tonight too! 😜

Yeah. 99% of them are just notifications, and who gives a f
But an oven/range(specifically induction) where it had a bunch of temp sensors to give you cold zones in the oven, temp of the pan on stove, thermometer probs with remote monitoring and timers...
Those could be very useful in cooking/baking

There are some devices that make sense as "smart".
I *can* see a couple small instances where having a smart oven could have some great uses...
Though all only useful for pedantic baking/ industrial kitchen settings.
A fridge, microwave, laundry, dishwasher... No, why would you...

Bang you out that window! Woof!

CW: gross/surgery/blood

I have nose surgery today, had a lil balloon blown up and bones crushed in my nose...
Sush a weird thing, less than 10 minutes
Second nose surgery I've had in the past few years... And I can each have made a big difference...

I just forgot how much blood pours out 🤧

idk what the obsession with thin boys, bulking buff boys, big boys etc is...
Like, boy next door bod catches my attention as much as the rest struttin round the locker room 👀💦💦

🐽👅👅👅

Grrrr I sees a bone I'd love to "gnaw" on 😈
Also jfc, your legs in this shot 💪🥵🥵

I'll make it up to you at fwa 😘

*whistles like he didn't hear you*

I have been putting it on croissants...

Bottle of Biscoff cookie butter

I should not be allowed to grocery shop unsupervised while I want sweets...

One of my favorite past times with friends

Don't worry you are a hot SnP daddy Bou 😘 lol

I dealt with that last year!
Finding a place, sight unseen on the other side of the country is a bit NERV RACKING!
I signed the day I flew off to FWA 😅 and picked up my keys on 3 weeks later on the 1st.

Thats a nice sausage, does it taste as good as it looks?

I have a mighty hunger 👀💦💦 for yeen milk and butter 🍈🍆🍑

Very huffable, would slurp!

She clearly sucks if she is having that conversation in front of others in general but really sucks to be harshing the vibe of a space that's supposed to be quiet...

Doooeeet!

Should have poked me. Would have helped ya out 😈

A pit I would enjoy a stop at 🐽🐽👅

Resisting during an all-hands... #FCF