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Screen shot of an AI answer. Question: can I plaster over a product called No More Gaps? 

AI answer: No. It's flexible so will cause plaster to crack. Use No More Gaps instead.

Screen shot of an AI answer. Question: can I plaster over a product called No More Gaps? AI answer: No. It's flexible so will cause plaster to crack. Use No More Gaps instead.

Thanks AI, this reeeeeaallly helps.

Question at top of image.

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Look. What I say to National supporters is this.

Don't like what I'm doing?

Fck off.

Sounds like a winning strategy.

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Look. What I say to you is this.

I'm so crap, I had to ask my own MPs if they think I'm any good. They clearly don't think so, hence the need for a vote, but they couldn't think of anyone better, so I won.

That should give the electorate all the confidence it needs to vote National.

#nzpol

5 hours ago 12 0 0 0

Look. What I say to you is this.

The Parliamentary National party had a frank discussion over two and a half hours around my leadership. As is proper, I then put it to the vote.

Of course, there'll be no such vote right now for the great New Zealand public.

Like National, you're stuck with me.

6 hours ago 1 0 0 0

They get sick and die. It's exactly what fuel poverty does.

7 hours ago 0 0 0 0

So Tim Costley (-Mistake) isn't one of the Beehive Five.

While nobody would want to be lumped in with those named as the Five, it's a pretty crappy look to apparently not have a problem with Lux-gone.

8 hours ago 4 0 0 0

Wtf!

They can't even organise their own car crash.

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The ballroom is just to house a fridge with a colossal door on it so all his artistic endeavours can be popped on it with novelty magnets.

No. Wait. Perhaps that's what the remodel of the Kennedy Centre is all about.

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Saw the C class Electrifying video last night. I'd not care if people thought I was a Merc driving dick if I had one.

There's admittedly a spectacularly low risk I'll ever have one, but it's a risk I'm willing to take.

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Not only am I winning in my quest to tidy up my garage; I've won!

What's that? Why can't I get my car in or out? There's a blockade of junk in the way?

It's supposed to look like that.

11 hours ago 1 0 0 0

The Beehive Five's letter is the new Chekhov's gun.

12 hours ago 1 0 0 0

Have today's the opening hours for the SoH been postponed yet?

Is it early closing today?

19 hours ago 1 0 0 0

It's our version of Nixon's tapes. If only he hadn't said it, nobody would ever have known.

Likely a plea from the Beehive Five.

20 hours ago 3 0 1 0

Our problem is that a nation's largest, available flexible fuel storage capacity is for folks to drive around with full fuel tanks.

Unfortunately, the initial surge empties petrol stations. Restocking is a finely tuned system without loads of spare tankers and drivers. Chaos ensues.

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The thing that makes me really TRULY furious about the likes of Luxon is that he's undeniable proof that any talentless dickhead can achieve power and money if they're White Male Cis Able-bodied and kiss the Right arses.

He's an absolute fuckwit, yet somehow he's still PM.

Fucking embarrassing.

21 hours ago 97 15 6 2

Not here, obviously.

Anything remotely efficient, secure and cost effective is woke.

23 hours ago 1 0 0 0
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Not the Beehive Five! Their electorates see them on Facebook, all shiny blue suits, billboards everywhere, and are sure to agree how good Beehive Five brand FIGJAM is.

As The Undertones said: the Beehive Five will never be left on the shelf, because the Beehive Five are in love with themselves.

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NB Stuart Smith National whip at the centre of NZ PM future debate has denied climate change for years & was lead whip who blocked the NZ climate minister from attending the world adaptation conference NZ was hosting last October - you couldn’t make this stuff up www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/science-o...

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This is the govt in which a minister said she thought life was overvalued.

Death cult.

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Watch this.

Repost it.

Nails it.

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I'm going to have to wait aren't I.

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Oh no! I fear the Five fear things that go thump in the night!

But at least they no longer have to live under the Crusher's boot!

Free the Beehive Five!

Let them feel the peace of walking with yaks.

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When we think of the day we get our next car, we'd be keen on Hyundai and Kia. But we also know we can get much more car for much less money elsewhere.

Holding out for a third hand EV6...

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We were talking about your floor level earlier. Reckon you should be OK.

You're welcome here but cats and how to drive here safely?

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