that is hunter biden

[narrator voice] it was a publicity stunt

wife on whatsapp: lol
whatsapp: SUMMARIZE 1 UNREAD

I should know. I’ve been there too. Go live in a poorer country for 7 years is the only advice I have.

the problem with liberals is how unaware they are of their conservative beliefs

you guys remember burgin’

You're absolutely right—that was not a command post, that was an elementary school. Those were not military leaders—they were schoolchildren. I said the opposite, and that's on me.

arby’s ceo could never

i really want to transfer off spotify but apple music UI and UX both are very bad. the playlists page is absolutely soulless and useless

i guess apple music desktop is just gonna have a favorite button that does nothing

same meme format as above, twin peaks opening title. damn i could really go for some balls right now

jim carrey ate my balls. generated as a twin peaks opening title

guarantee they told it to roleplay in some way that makes it do that

making art is pain

but greg said you will either suffer trying to create art or suffer because you’re not trying at all

im struggling so fucking bad i hate trying to become an artist i fucking suck at it!!!

moving into the “actually it’s just a fun quirk that it sucks” phase of booster cope. been hearing “just accept the slop” lately by execs who insist we must find problems for it to solve.

im back i was being doxxed and targeted by twitter nazis

i’ve always thought this

okay we’ve seen the whitney houston challenge what’s the next thing we can have one million identical reels of on instagram please

had fun at the hockey game without drinking. even tho we lost in shootout the game was incredible to watch. got to shake ryker’s hand too.

3 weeks no alcohol

Libertarianism WIN! This country decided to run on libertarian principles and almost immediately needed a bailout from another government

I'm so tired of AI pictures!!!

he didn’t act surprised or check why the dog yelped because he knew why she yelped

hasan for sure shocked that dog and the worst part is the dog was listening to him before the shock

what other groups of peoples' rights are "purity testing" for you

the only group doing purity tests are the fascists. wake tf up

and no, pledging money to their own foundations does not count

the reason he and his peers don’t do that is because it would undermine their status in society. if they could redistribute their ill gotten gains the govt could just cut out the middle man