here's today's post: "a deranged Preznit Fuckwit screams at aides for hours — and ends up banned from the bunker."
Loser McLoserpants is worried about losing in Iran.
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here's today's post: "who’s the falling-down drunkest sewer clown of them all?"
Kash, Kash, he's our man — if he can't chug it, no one can!
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here's today's post: "Elderly Golfer has a chat with the raccoons that live in his head, and other tales of dumbfuckery" — the stupid is off the charts.
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I'm just always shocked when I see it
1488? On purpose? We all know what that means.
what the fuck was the point of that? after giving the entire world a collective anxiety attack as the clock ticked down and we all waited to see if a deranged maniac would make good on his threat to make ‘a whole civilization die tonight’ — after forcing us all to be unwilling participants in a reality show called Bomb Or No Bomb — Preznit Fuckwit at the last minute agreed to a ceasefire that leaves the world arguably worse off than it was before he began his unprovoked, unnecessary and illegal war. and now the shithead wants a cookie. fuck you, you fucking fuck. you don’t get a cookie.
Donny Dumbfuck wants applause for a janky ceasefire that looks like it's already falling apart. as usual, Donny got hoodwinked. thank you for your attention to my post in which I try to make sense of all the stupidity. link is here: bit.ly/4tyRauc
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: April 4 edition" — Tiger flips it, Donny zips it, and so much more...
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so, why did Pam get shitcanned? very likely, there was no single reason for it. the grudge-reactor inside Preznit Fuckwit’s big fat head simply hit critical mass and blew sky high. Pam couldn’t keep the Dead Pedo Bestie Files suppressed enough, despite how hard she tried. she couldn’t get enough of Donny political enemies indicted, nor could she make any of indictments she brought stick. there’s even a cockamamie rumor that she was trying to shield Eric Swalwell from a politically-motivated investigation. never mind that Pam did everything within her power to subvert justice in exactly the way Dear Leader expected her to. never mind that she allowed the DOJ to function as Donny’s personal law firm. never mind that she went up on Capitol Hill and humiliated herself in front Congress, slinging childish insults at lawmakers and singing Donny’s praises to high heaven. it wasn’t enough. it’s never enough. Donny is insatiable.
Pam Bondi was always going to eventually get shitcanned. it's what always happens when you work for a malignant narcissist. and now, whoever replaces her is going to be just as bad or worse. I lay all it out in today's post. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/4v3FAc5
Please please please
here's today's post: "No Kings 3, fuck yeah"
massive protests coast to coast — and country to country
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look how almost-lifelike it seems, as it stiffly walks on its own two feet. what a marvel of engineering. you could be forgiven for imagining that it has feelings, and thoughts of its own. oh, and the robot walking next to Melania looks pretty good, too.
Melania's more robotic than an actual robot, Christofascists blame the Jews, MAGA has no brains, and Donny gives two batshit speeches in one day. I mock the shit out of all this dumbfuckery and more in "this week in stupid." thank you for your attention to this post. link is here: bit.ly/4s2IcV3
under all the burnt-cork spray-tan, under that rat’s nest of fucked-up bullshit atop his big, dumb pumpkin head, under the makeup that conceals his rotting hand, under that doughy torso, and the neckgina and the cankles, Donny’s just a perfectly normal homey, doing perfectly normal stuff. I mean, who among us hasn’t sat at the head of a table while sycophants and psychopaths praise our imaginary accomplishments, as we gradually lose consciousness and fill the room with the pungent aroma of ass music?
everyone knows that Don Snoreleone is a narcoleptic fart factory, so it should surprise no one that he slept his way through another cabinet meeting. I mock all that shit in today's powerful post like few thought possible. thank you for your attention to this matter. link is here: bit.ly/3Q3Iopv
No Kings Day in Newark Delaware!
Oops. They won't tell me what I'm appealing. That's 17 years of my kid's and families lives in pictures and memories, 3 bands, and my only communication with some friends.
Stunned by all the “ICE isn’t gonna do anything more than what TSA already does” rhetoric.
Untrained white supremacists who’ve been told by bosses they’re not subject to laws will have POC and women lined up in front of them to grope and abuse and they don’t even have to chase them.
Oops, Missouri. Same question tho, wtf is going on?
What's going on in Kansas? First they de-person every trans person in the entire state, and now this. Psyop test state?
Shit he's done on the island
I don't post much on here. Everything is awful. Here's some pets. Plz follow my bands: The End A.D., Lips of Kohl, and The Droogettes. On fb and IG.
Have they considered taking themselves out?
Sir, you need lawyers, guns, and money. Your state is occupied by Nazis. Asking pretty please doesn't work on people without a conscience. Any democrat that runs on a "I will abolish ICE and prosecute everyone involved" platform gets my vote.
“But what do you expect Democrats to doo-hooo?”
1) Refuse to fund this criminal government anymore.
2) EVERY one of them call to abolish ICE (and bonus, DHS). No more “they need training” shit. Promise prosecutions.
3) EVERY one of them call for Trump’s impeachment, relentlessly, EVERY day.
Fuck ICE
here's today's post: "here’s what it looks like when a mob boss takes over your country" — ‘fuck you, pay me.’
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I have friends in Colombia. My band The End A.D. was fortunate enough to visit Medellin for Metal Patrol fest. South America is beautiful, and the love of music makes us all brother and sister. I am horrified by trump.
All Republicans are soulless ghouls, I don't for one second believe they're going to condemn Trump, ever, for anything, periodt.
The dude who wants public hangings? No thanks