Whoever said that, let’s go with incredibly

Standing in the gym scowling but showing off the hard gotten gains of years in the gym. I’m in a black vest and tiny shorts. If you read this, comment “giddy up”.

I had to travel today, so here’s something from the other day to remind you of me

It’s a relief you managed to photograph it

Me in the gym flexing my bicep muscles with sweat marks on my black tank that sort of look like huge eyes a small nose and a tiny mouth.

Ghost face

Tell me everyday you think my quads are big

Haha my quads??

Who said that?

Me stood standing in the gym staring into a mirror in the distance. I’m wearing black shorts and a black tank.

TGI…

I’m actually kinda famous

Shhh. I’m trying to stay lowkey after the election and everything.

Priorities!

Me standing holding on to a bar above my head with my arms and legs apart so I look like a big X. A big X in a black vest and short shorts.

Switching it up

No steroids here

I’ve been shrinking it

Me standing in the gym in a really strappy black stringer vest and really short green shorts. I’m looking directly at the camera with a serious expression.

Butterface

In which case just make a risotto

Drops pin

Just adopt a punishing weight training schedule and buy some new gym slutwear

Oh great, thanks

Thank you 🙏

Groundbreaking

Great, thanks

Me standing in the gym with my hands behind my back in a black tank and short green shorts.

Tell me when it gets boring

Get me a pearl necklace to clutch.

Those are some mean aisles

I’m sitting on a bench in the gym with my arms in my lap and dumbbells standing on their ends by my feet. I look no happier than usual.

Head on

Me gripping a bar from underneath in the gym with my legs stretched out straight in front of me. I look very serious. I’m wearing a black tank top and shorts.

Very serious bar work

Put them in your heart drive

They never discuss me

Thank god I’m so tiny