*talking to teenage militant atheist self*
current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church
teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government
current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one
Today is April Fools Boxing Day.
So find the people who pranked you yesterday and beat them up.
MIL: We were watching the rocket launch!
My 8yo: "Oh. Some kids on the bus had phones and we were watching so the whole bus did a countdown."
My third grader was taking the school bus to my in-laws' house (they live really close) and asked my MIL "Why didn't you come to the bus to pick me up!?" (It's two blocks in suburbia, she's fine)
Yesterday was Trans Day of Visibility and i would like to express support for all trans including translunar
you could replace the "ask gemini" button in the corner of my browser with "destroy this computer" and I would use it the same number of times
Over 400 women have been arrested since they overturned Roe v Wade— yet not a SINGLE man has been arrested for raping children with Epstein.😢
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit
@scottymax.bsky.social how’s the food court
EDIT: don’t use roads this evening.
"Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Mary Peltola hasn’t made any public statements about the Iran war, and her campaign social media accounts have been silent on the subject.
When contacted Thursday, her campaign spokesperson said she had no comment."
Thank you, @alaska.bsky.social for asking.
New Seward Highway South bound
Accident at dowling
Do not get on the southbound highway at 36th ave
Take alternate routes
Friday 3:45pm
"you best start believing in catastrophic energy shocks - you're in one"
i can't stop thinking the detention
centers are the worst of the worst in every way, we have to stop them
So far that guy hasn’t started any wars this month! #smallwins
The reality is that 2024 was a fundamental test of the moral character of the nation and we failed spectacularly. We’re living with the consequences now. Maybe we improve. I hope so.
I said what I said
Green aurora
8:54pm sunday anchorage
A screenshot of People Over Papers’ ICE reporting map. The map resets at 4 am ET every day. In Minnesota, over 100 reports have been filed today, with the overwhelming majority in and around the Twin Cities. Stay safe. Fuck ICE.
Still around 100 community reports of ICE activity around the Twin Cities today, the most of any state by far.
In case you’re wondering why so many of us aren’t quite taking Homan’s presser today at face value.
How the fuck is Corey Lewandowski in any position to fire a Coast Guard pilot?
What is his title?
What is his job?
What is his official position in the US government?
If you are Kristi Noem’s boyfriend you get to fire Coast Guard officers?
Today i have not
1) stopped global shipping
2) burned down a 12th century church
3) painted over a masterpiece al fresco
I’m doing ok
You won in my feed!!! 😍😍
Dear Dr Bunsen Honeydew, where do I get some Focus Pocus??
A text that says “hey are you still in Unalakleet” and “send me a reply when you get this”
A text that says “hey did you make it back to Anchorage”
A year ago this evening, I heard that a plane was missing in Norton Sound. I texted my friends. Never heard back.
Ian
Jadee
💔
Friday 6 February 815am, new Seward Highway north bound. School bus and vehicle accident at the 76th on-ramp. Avoid NSH north bound. Take alternate routes
In order to use “goodwill” one must first have goodwill
I ADHD’d myself into this, I’ll aries myself out of this