You should be able to leave work a little early if it's nice out and there's a one-week only Encores! revival of an obscure musical

Grades are important
Grades are importan
Grades are importa
Grades are import
Grades are impor
Grades are impo
Grades are imp
Grades are im
Grades are i
Grades are
Grades ar
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Grades
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Grad
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Gre
Grea
Greas
Grease
Grease 2

*watching an adult behave inappropriately around a group of students*

“they did this on glee”

Leonard Sillman's New Faces Of 2025

So much happened before Wicked: For Good

Got kicked out of a performance of Cats because I kept saying “ooh biiiiig stretch”

Ruin a musical by removing all the words.

I'll start:

The high school I went to was so big that I had to be Dream Aunt Eller

the scariest kind of light is probably ghost

I love the Hey Arnold Christmas episode where all Helga Pataki wants is cha-cha heels

Evil kid: “I’m gettin’ nuttin’ for Christmas because somebody snitched on me.”

The snitch: “I hope I don’t get stitches…”

Me texting the author of The Nutcracker to find out how long it'll be before he arrives: "ETA, Hoffman?"

Please… my yankees… they’re very damned

Yes!

Social media managers: "December 24th, 9pm, eastern standard time"

The client: "Can we please change this to a more optimal posting time?"

More like the Untalented Mr. Ripley, he doesn't even tap

That Ellington Nutcracker is so great!

Michael Cerberus was that dog from Greek mythology who had three bald heads.

Between Ragtime and Elf, it's a big year for limited run revivals of musicals in which a bad father was originated by Mark Jacoby

Me when I can't find the word I'm looking for, but I'm working on Thornton Wilder's The Skin Of Our Teeth: "I thought it made sense dermatologically."

If Frosty The Snowman ended up going with that other name they suggested

Nurse Fay in Anyone Can Whistle

“Heartbreak feels good in a House like this.” - George Bernard Shaw, probably

Not everyone likes meeting fans at the stage door, but the von Trapp Family singers take it to a new level.

Maria von Trapp: “Let’s start at the very beginning.”

Stephen Sondheim, writing Merrily We Roll Along: “No.”

Maria von Trapp: “What’s this guy’s deal?”

Aw man, this is how I found out he died. Formative movie for my writing style.

Josh Groban is out tonight.

A Wicked-style origin story of Richard Rodgers and the tagline is still "So much happened before Dorothy dropped in"

Me in the audience at Wicked when the wicked character does something wicked: "That's wicked."

Wicked but it’s about this guy