water? i hardl—*comically oversized shepherd's crook emerges stage right and whisks me into oblivion*

or at least i think it is ~

a salt lick!

a person is holding a brick in front of a deer in the dark Alt: a person is holding a brick of salt in front of a deer in the dark

pspsps

the thing is, i get worried when the lobster is so buttery, like, is the restaurant gonna go out of business because of me? what if the last drops of the world's strategic butter reserves are right there on my plate? im supposed to just eat it?

Jojo walk meme

Two girls walking towards each other to compliment each other on the same thing

well not like,, allll the time but often

oh! i know those, i didn't really know the name for them. never looked them up! i'd see them at the beach all the time~

i keep thinking i should probably get those loop earplugs for this reason

if i ever get put on parts picking again (im not warehouse) i'll see what i can do

feeling hopeful for the future--for myself--feels scary

i can haz good things sometimes? 🥹👉👈

it ought to be a crime to use this ai staging crap. fucking adding in like 50 sqft more to this bedroom. at least these people post before and after, most listings just use the ai slop

real struggle

nah it's not an illusion, that bed is just four feet long. a half-queen.

every trash bin a story; every garbage heap a library

peacockin'

"as much as i've tried to figure it out alone..."

the chain weighs 13.18 lbs btw

Same meme but it says "shot day?" instead of "ovulating?"

i remember being six years old and thinking it was super fucked up how girls were allowed to be "tomboys" but boys weren't allowed to be "tomgirls". is this because i was trans or because i had an autistic hatred of contradictions

"you're a man"
ad hominem

"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy

"you're amab"
false dichotomy

"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence

"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur

"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue

me: damn i feel kinda weird and gross
also me: did u take your meds today?
also me: did u drink water today?
also me: did u eat a meal today?
also me: did u get 20 minutes of moderate to heavy exercise today?
me: ...
me: ... dont look at me like that

breaking news:
trans women are too hot to compete on miss america

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ZING

Also note: before transitioning I NEVER internalized positive emotions and very rarely FELT them...and to this extent...? No way.

God I love being me

And I'm a giiiiiiirl~ ahhhh

😂 omg she's great

somft womam 😌

you'd probably get discounted tbell, right? second puberty takes a lot of calories, after all 😌