The problem is he believes it.

Yup.

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Speedy Gonzales’ cousin??

Were the ones in the school he blew up not beautiful enough??

“Young beautiful women”

3-5 days to prepare for more stock manipulation.

Only Trump is allowed to make insults and block things, apparently. Fucking idiots.

Burning every bridge they can.

It's only a crime if someone prosecutes it... and they're not.

Stock manipulation.

Not sick enough. He seems to still be in charge.

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And nothing will happen.

He’s raped, stolen, faked assassinations, etc. Just one more for the resume.

Free Dumb!!!!

The issue is now he has to use them to prove he can.

War is more profitable than peace.

We’ve seen them a few times over the years. Always a fun entertaining experience.

To be fair, he’s faking his belief as part of his con job. So not like he’s actually bringing religion to it.

Tuesday. 🌮

Great Big Sea that is.
Damn you autocorrect and no edit.

Old Brown's Daughter YouTube video by Great Big Sea - Topic

Think it comes from a very English traditional usage. Features in Great Bid Sea song

Old Brown's daughter is as fair as any pearl;
I wish I was a Lord Mayor, Marquis, or an Earl,
And blow me if I wouldn't marry Old Brown's girl.

“I have to give back the money I stole to people I hate”

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I’m taking the rest off the day off. I’m depressed now.

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Maybe I’m not real 😔
Today seems to not be going well…

Beat me to it 😔
But I’m older too than your range.

I feel seen and left out at same time.

Today works for me.

I like how he lists all the war lengths, like this one being shorter (so far) makes it the best war.

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Get well sewn.