Every detail about this makes this sound like a fake movie from a Robot Chicken sketch or something but this is actually a real movie.

what if i fucking kill you

No/yes meme with No being "Two Squares" button and "Three Lines" button And yes is "Start button and Select button"

this place really lives up to its stereotype of being full of people who don't understand jokes

People complain about the male loneliness crisis but then god forbid men try to have social hobbies

Journalists who attend the White House Correspondents' Dinner to party with Trump, Hegseth, Carr etc. are telling the regime that it's perfectly OK if they sic the FBI on them for doing their jobs.

One reason critics tend to accuse the Democratic Party of being a kind of Washington Generals to the GOP is that for decades the Republicans have been really explicit about understanding the Democrats as exactly that, and it seems to shock them if and when Democrats don’t play that role.

here is the thing about vote scolding: it doesn't work

my personal position is that the right thing to do is to vote and - because the republican party is so completely world-destroyingly insane - to vote for the democrats

but you simply cannot change minds on this by scolding people

Nothing to worry about, just the Heritage Foundation publishing an article on how the Republican Congress can refuse to seat Democrats www.heritage.org/election-int...

Before she was murdered, Amal Khalil was sent a threat on WhatsApp by somebody with an Israeli number.

Journalist Jeremy Loffredo then reached out to that number and the individual was unsurprisingly unapologetic about murdering journalists.

When Tekashi 6ix9ine, the rapper and former gang member, finished serving a three-month sentence at Brooklyn’s Metropolitan Detention Center, he left carrying a peculiar souvenir. He showed it off to two friends who were waiting outside the jail to collect him: it was a homemade SpongeBob SquarePants figurine with a jagged series of lines—not unlike a heartbeat monitor, or a mountain range—scribbled on it. This was, 6ix9ine explained, the autograph of Nicolás Maduro, the President of Venezuela. The signature was also dated, in Spanish, “2.º Abril.” “Look, one of one,” 6ix9ine said, holding up the SpongeBob, which, he later explained, another inmate had meticulously crafted, folding six hundred pieces of paper and sewing them together, over the course of two weeks. “Maduro signed it,” he said, proudly, before adding, “Venezuela forever.”

well *that* is a lede www.newyorker.com/news/the-led...

If pre-Trump Republican governance was about hiring firefighters who turned a blind eye to arson, now it's hiring arsonists themselves as firefighters. DOJ suing to help the KKK. HHS rolling out an Exotic Diseases For All program. Government as malevolent trolling. Sick stuff

For the record: The Washington Post is run by partisan hacks who think we won't remember that they took the *exact* opposite stance when it was Republicans pushing their own gerrymandering grab in Texas last year -- *without* putting it up for a vote.

A.I. 'Hallucinations' Created Errors in Court Filing, Top Law Firm Says Sullivan & Cromwell apologized for submitting a court document that had fake citations created by artificial intelligence. Listen • 3:51 min SULLIVAN

This is embarrassing.

They think you're stupid.

The right gambled, tried to rig the election, lost, and now it’s excuses and tears.

Thanks for everything, Virginia. 🙏🏽

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

I checked in on the far-right forums and they are taking this Virginia redistricting very normally

this is how Utah's Congressional map deals with Utah's largest city, cracking it through to the middle into 4 different districts in order to deny it Congressional representation to make sure Dems get 0 seats

look what they did to us. look how much rural they stuffed into #10 to take it

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

My most liberal idpol radlib take is that I think it's pretty bad that
right wing forces are actively intervening on behalf of the Klan with the full weight of the state legal apparatus

No we should definitely tilt the playing field against the fascist party. There's a pretty strong case that we should de facto ban the Republican Party.

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

This is really cool and funny because North Mexico has been struggling with a series of Measles breakouts and it is presumed that they’re largely a result of transmission via USA along with the mennonite colonies which, by no coincidence, travel regularly to the other side of the border.

Klan government

flat out identity theft

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Virginia governor’s amended collective bargaining bill would leave workers’ rights optional and large public-sector pay gap unaddressed This year, large majorities in both houses of Virginia’s General Assembly passed landmark legislation to extend equal collective bargaining rights to most public-sector workers. The Assembly’s collect...

Virginia was finally going to overturn its Jim Crow-era ban on state employee collective bargaining & strengthen rights for local govt workers. But Gov Abigail Spanberger inexplicably chose to significantly weaken the legislation. Here's @jensherer.bsky.social's response: www.epi.org/blog/virgini...