I need an iPhone status of, “Huddled in corner waiting for world to end.”

iPhones should have a focus status for, “I’m tired of this, can we have a normal day?”

WTF melania?

Happy birthday!

This is the letter US senators sent requesting an official investigation into DOJ leadership blocking a civil-rights probe into the killing of Renee Good. The letter asks the Justice Department’s IG and Office of Professional Responsibility to determine who ordered the investigation stopped and why.

a white orb covered in black speckles and spots rests on a dark sofa cushion. the left side is a dalmatian’s face, tucked in toward her haunches with her thin tail wrapped up to hug her face. she is looking at the camera with one sleepy brown eye.

This is Koyuki. Please do not disturb her. She's in ice cream scoop mode right now. Needs to focus. 12/10 (IG: fuji_bull)

Hating living in KS right now.

Black puppy in a blue chair holding a little two bone between his feet

Emergency puppy photo

So, it was Iran? Not China? Not Venezuela? Not the radical left?

We are living inside the minute-by-minute delusions of a madman.

Time to go to the dentist

Here’s Guster Burton in his jams, hope everyone is as comfy as he is

Where are all the sql convos?
No way I’m going to twitter again, but I miss the #sqlfamily also, of course I have #sqlserver questions

Gus in his jams

Brandi Carlile concert raises over $600,000 for families affected by ICE Singer criticizes Trump administration’s ‘violent theater’ as she supports people caught up in Minneapolis crackdown

www.theguardian.com/music/2026/f...

Gonna listen to some Brandi Carlisle tonight ❤️

Guster Burton, contemplating a squirrel’s demise

I just told my dog he’s about as useful as a to-furkey.
The judgement will never end.

Oh this made me laugh!

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

This is the solution to the Fermi Paradox. All semi-intelligent species are eventually driven to extinction by the Dunning-Kruger Effect

Because we don’t pay our educators enough. Now there are generations of Americans with no critical thinking skills who are angry with the Oligarchy but are too ignorant to recognize who that is.

“It’s weird to think of Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert as the canaries in the coal mine,” the comedian @wkamaubell.bsky.social tells @jemelehill.bsky.social. “But if they’re telling us, ‘We’re not afraid of rich white men,’ what can the rest of us do?”⁠
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Watch more: bit.ly/46a5DUE #TAF25

A set of elevator buttons, one of which is labeled "1/0".

Every mathematical instinct I have would tell me not to push THAT button.

Elected officials arrested as anti-ICE protests escalate at 26 Federal Plaza New York Democrats demand to inspect conditions for detained migrants after a federal judge cited overcrowding and lack of sanitation.

NYC Comptroller Brad Lander and 10 state legislators arrested as they protest being denied access to holding rooms for migrants at 26 Federal Plaza.

David Letterman on his career mocking presidents: “Beating up on these people, rightly or wrongly, accurately or perhaps inaccurately, in the name of comedy—not once were we squeezed by anyone from any governmental agency, let alone the dreaded FCC.”

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Fuck yes to this

Charlie Kirk was an asshole who fell victim to his own ideology. I’m not sad.
Fuck Trump

But it can also draw me as a flower, so IDK…

Hm. That’s Rick Beato in your screenshot, everyone should stop that because credibility is lacking.

I don’t know who you are or what you do, but can you break up with my partner for me? We can have it at a conference center if it would make it less weird