That big ass rat at Wrigley field tonight they showed on the Phillies broadcast.

I know they’ve cut back on times we face division rivals, but waiting that long in general is bullshit.

Twins social media person,

Things you can get in a dozen:
- Eggs
- Roses
- Mets losses

If the Phillies and Mets played each other right now, the universe may find a way to for the game to end with both teams losing.

Nice win, Lightning!

"I was ABSOLUTELY told that the Democrats would be bringing knives to the gun fight. What the fuck are they doing bringing guns?" --a whole lot of Republicans looking at the results from Virginia right now

I would like to suggest that the Philadelphia Philadelphias should improve at the game of baseball

Ben Davis mentioning Malvern (Prep).

DRINK.

What an incredible 1-0 swing that was.

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

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Okay, I go to bed now. Be kind to yourself.
The world is so much right now. Night, friends!

Taking the wins I can get

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Returning form the Sixers game and watching the Phillies

I’m surprised the Phillies don’t stop and take photos when opponents score with the bases loaded like tourists seeing something they don’t usually see.

Man in a 76ers hat: "Thank you for saving my life." VJ Edgecombe: "I'm literally VJ Edgecombe."

You know what would help?

NOT WALKING SO MANY BATTERS.

There it is. The non-factor Bryce homer

Ok, In all seriousness , I’ve seen like 4 people post about this. Was it on the broadcast?

Nah. I think that’s Bryce Harper.

I don’t think firing the manager fixes the Phillies but I feel like you’re getting to the point where you have to try something and that’s the lever you have to flip.

still from ET of the title character and Elliott hooked up machines while ET is sick and gray

flipping back and forth between the Mets game and the Phillies game

Phils think they can kill me.

I'm too fucking stubborn.

Ok. So how does one finagle them into a 150 loss season?

If you have that power over the Mets then it’s definitely not too soon. In fact, you should post that everyday.

He’s turning into a really good ball player.

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Scott Kingery makes an error on an Alec Bohm ground ball

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