Scottie Scheffler’s Masters Hopes Fade After Being Swallowed By Sandworm

Scottie Scheffler’s Masters Hopes Fade After Being Swallowed By Sandworm

It’s always so weird to watch the defenders. Why are you debasing yourself for Swalwell of all people?

The sport of hockey only hurts me

Ah sweet release

thanos says i am inevitable in a movie Alt: thanos says i am inevitable in a movie

Incoming heartbreaker

THEY ONLY HAVE 25. WE ARE DOUBLING UP

"lemme test that for you"
lmaoooooooooooooooooo

We’re hitting critical mass in both mental and physical exhaustion

Michigan has been dominating the second OT so naturally we’re going to give up some bullshit breakaway to lose

I genuinely have to assume Denver has the advantage at this point being from MT zone

I don’t know if my heart could survive

Technically the game is in Infinity Mode. We may never escape.

At least maybe this pain will be over

You know it’s bad when the commentators are having trouble justifying this penalty

Are we so fucking for real refs?

You could probably check Denver zone entries by my heart rate increases

A brown and white dog sleeps on a couch in front of a white brick hearth and lit TV

Yeah…

Please god go to commercial I’m going to combust

Oh my god strike me down for real this is torture

This must be incredible for someone with no rooting interest

I had to take off my Apple Watch because it wouldn’t shut up about my stupid heart rate.

OT playoff hockey for all the marbles with rooting interest is as close to death as a human can get without actually dying

The Michigan boys are gassed. Hoo boy

Sonic the hedgehog says God Fucking Damn It

I hate hockey I hate hockey I hate hockey

What a goal. Do or die hockey is better than cocaine

@aceanbender.com great read on The Bucket Problem this morning. Glad to have you back writing on Michigan sports. My UM literature diet is better with your writing in it!

I can only assume that with how good this weekend was for Michigan sports that the other shoe is gonna drop somewhere and ruin my life

I love Chuck

fuck em up FDNY

Michigan Hockey Final Score, Michigan 4, Minnesota Duluth 3.

[puking] [waves tiny pennant] Hooray!