95% of Facebook pages be like "look at these 572 irrelevant fake news takes on Ariana Grande posted over the course of just 4 hours right now 🔫👹"

happy bday!

i feel like if I was crying Xi Jinping would put a gentle hand on my shoulder and his smile would just tell me everything is going to be alright

you are loved, we will win

the mice in my room have formed a committee & some have split into a rival faction. could escalate into tensions. we shall see

the average Iraqi experience

Ask your doctor if you’re healthy enough for paranormal activity

hûr hûr lexen govendê, were bûka mala bavê min

Don't give up, bestie

awawas are the true and only winners of 2024

I dunno what Demi Moore/Margaret Qualley was complaining about, I'd kill to look like Demi Moore/Margaret Qualley

My life coach traded me.

Decriminalize survival Image shows a drawing of 3 tents indicating that one should not make laws against basic survival

#homeless #unhoused #harmreduction

minor thing, but it REALLY annoyed me how Elisabeth/Sue just left each other's bodies on the floor in the Substance. Fold each other up and put each other's bodies away, NEATLY, you messy bitches.

who's on Animal Crossing Pocket Camp? lets form a politburo.

the news media is up in arms over the opening of the worlds first "all nude honda dealership". i do not care so long as they have the deals.

99% of British tabloid journalists enjoyed a Serbian Film and watch it daily for kicks.

shut the hell up, Alice.

remember how they told us the Soviet Union was bad bc ppl had to queue and there were shortages? that was wild.

我跟谁

I'm not just playing dumb, I'm winning.

follow me for regular updates on the ghost.

the ghost is at it again: this time its humping the furniture.

All awakenings are rude

training 2 fight my aunt in a final showdown this xmas

i forgot the parma jaaan

can't believe Bashar Al Assad's gonna be in I'm a Celebrity alongside Les Dennis.

all bro did was wipe off that guyliner with Garnier Miscellar Water, have a trim and age 😭

worst episode of Cheers! I ever watched