Screencap from Our Flag Means Death showing Ed (Blackbeard) and Jack (Calico Jack) sitting on a beach.

Reasons #1 & 2 why Izzy Hands is insane.

🕯️ 🥧 🌮
🥐 🥣
🥓 Con & Samba 🥪
🍰 cooking class 🥟
🍕 🍝
🍪 🍲 🧀

I really think I could make someone’s characterization of Jack Rackham with how hard my uterus is trying to kill me. 🫠

This thought is literally the only thing keeping me from crying.

my sister's cat Chicken Nugget who loves laying on things she's using

The first gif I could find of Izzy on Discord when I started liking him as a character circa August of 2022. We love to see it.

“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.

A meme from ofmd season 1 episode 5 of stede with wide eyes looking at ed threaten a guy, the text says "well mark me down as scared and horny"

ah yes, a classic

A screencap from ofmd season 1 episode 5 of ed as jeff frowning with tears in his eyes

he was sad, mad and turned on

Con - *does a live*
The chat - *Cooper, Cooper, Cooper*

I also miss the sense of community that came from it. Like where did all of my friends go?? 😭

I lost my Lucius Spriggs keychain in the last week or so. 😭
And I am having so much trouble trying to find one to replace it 😭😭

we're painting the roses red

Part 2 of my first edit because it was too long. Once again please be kind, I know it’s janky 😭 #ofmd #ofmdedit #blackhands TikTok video by Theo Ritchey

Part 2 of my #Edizzy Father Figure edit. Who knew TikTok limited copyright sounds to 1 minute because I didn’t lol. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DdxhpC/ #ofmd #ofmdedit #blackhands

This idea wouldn’t leave my mind so I had to make it. My first edit so please be kind. #OFMD #blackhands TikTok video by Theo Ritchey

So I made an #edizzy Father Figure edit. I know it’s janky but it’s my first edit. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DdDaDx/ #ofmd #blackhands #ofmdedit

him <3

I know how much we hate how Izzy went from jilted wife to father figure for Ed, but man does the song by Taylor Swift reminds me of Izzy. There’s a few bits where it doesn’t fit but the bridge is so good. I can see Izzy saying it to Ed to protect the crew from him.

Izzy felt like he was being left behind. That his friends no longer wanted him around and instead was replacing him with the newest friend. He tried telling himself that this wasn’t the case. However he still cried at work.
#IzzyIsMe
(is that still a thing? If not I don’t care.)

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Congrats on the last chapter. Today has been like a feast for me between the stress relief sequel and this. I’ll have to come back to leave a proper comment on it, but heart-shaped glasses has been an amazing journey to read. 💜

Oh my god!!!!!
We’re back baby!!!!

Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library.

I’m never on here enough but I’m currently mourning the “Lucius is in the walls and Izzy takes care of him” Post-S1 Sprizzy fics. #sprizzy #sprigghands #ofmd

#stobotnik

Lucius reading a book about June the 3rd with his crew in Our Flag Means Death pirate show

Happy June the 3rd Pride to all who celebrate

#OFMD #PrideMonth

a cropped screenshot of a digital drawing. Archie is on the left, wearing a tank top with the original 1970 Christopher Street Liberation Day poster graphic on it, sunglasses with subtly bi-pride colored lenses, and a carabiner on her belt loop. She’s holding hands with Jim, who has their other arm around Oluwande. Jim is wearing a black tank top with a silence=death act up graphic on it, a nonbinary pride pin, and a pair of jeans, and they have trans flag face paint and a fake mustache and goatee. Oluwande has one arm around their shoulders, and the other around Zheng’s. Olu’s wearing a cropped mesh tank top with a trans pride pin, his signature beanie but in rainbow colors, and jorts. He has visible top surgery scars and three small bi pride hearts on his cheek. Zheng is wearing a long sheer robe with rainbow stripes and light purple trim, a rainbow bandeau, and high-waisted jeans. Her hair is in pigtails, with bi pride tinsel. She has on trans flag nail polish.

[wip] garlic soup! gay people!

I may have a thing for Agent Stone on his Knees being dominated by Ivo 😔 I am just a girl okay?

This is my entry into @lalalaurieart.bsky.social ‘s Stobotnik contest! Hope you enjoy lovely, happy birthday! Will follow up with more smutt darling 😘
#lalastobotnik #stobotnik #SonicTheHedgehog

a comic featuring sonic the hedgehog, shadow the hedgehog, doctor robotnik, agent stone, and tom wachowski from the sonic the hedgehog movie. panel 1: "hey, shads! wanna hang out today?" sonic asks excitedly, his tail wagging. panel 2: "let me ask my dads first," shadow responds calmly. panel 3: dr. robotnik, agent stone, and shadow stand in the background talking amongst themselves. robotnik frowns deeply with his arms crossed. "that blue hedgehog?!" he asks, irritated. "it'll be good for him to play with hedgehogs his own age," agent stone advises the evil genius. "hm..." dr robotnik considers a moment. "okay, fine. but be back by dinner!" "okay," shadow replies, his tail wagging. in the foreground sonic and tom watch the odd family of 3 before them. "two dads?!" sonic almost shouts. "sonic, you have 2 moms, 1 dad, and 2 brothers," tom replies, an annoyed look crossing his face, as if someone having 2 dads shouldn't be weirder than whatever sonic's family has got going on.

[sonic the hedgehog]
two dads......
#sonicthehedgehog #stobotnik #sonadow

Oh this is delicious.

It's not a kink, he's just trying to prove a point #stobotnik