t minus 7 days left in the nuthouse

this is me inside a plant

FOR ALL INFINITY, RESPECTFULLY, NO
CAUSE I AM FIGHTING FOR MY LIBERTY SO WATCH ME GET UP AND GO

so unwell that i just listened to the entirety of “rest and recreation” from hunchback. i skip that song pretty much every time.

oh universe grant me the serenity to not pop a bitch in the mouth

i has not passed

The Department of Education, among other things, is what funds special education for children with disabilities.

Trump’s executive order will hurt kids and parents in virtually every school district in the country.

NEBRASKA CROWD: “TAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!”

@USRepMikeFlood: “So your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?”

NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*

(not sure this went quite as he planned 😬)

foaming at the mouth rn. i’m so excited i could explode oh my lawd.

Hello to our Bluesky friends! We’ve got new music coming on Monday March 17… the track is called Sad Divide. It’s the first cut from our forthcoming album, Heartlands. And the video is a total trip…

this too shall pass. this too shall pass. this too shall pass. this too shall pass. this too shall pass. this too shall pass.

Cry woe, destruction, ruin, and decay

you believe you deserve grace? then fucking show it to other people.

live laugh love brooks

love ham hocks

YOU GOT GOOD SHOES OMG I MISSED OUT ON SO MUCH

makin moves today and im- stressed. necessary moves, but sucky nonetheless

Down, down to hell, and say I sent thee thither⁠—

[Stabs him again.]

A digital illustration of Miss Piggy and Kermit from the Muppets based on the painting “The Kiss” by Gustav Klimt. The overall painting is various golds and yellows with graphic black rectangles and squares and swirling dark yellow circles nested within each other. There are also lots of little purple, blue, and red flowers covering Kermit’s body.

😚 💖 #muppets

Was ever feather so lightly blown to and fro as this multitude?

How God and good men hate so foul a liar.

i’m meal prepping for the first time and someone didn’t clean out the blender well enough so now i have to remake my salad dressing. i wasted an ENTIRE AVACADO

re re re rehab

guys it’s fine i’m just hangry

Spent $23.01 at the airport for a yogurt parfait… and the WIMPIEST SALAD IVE EVER SEEN. you mean to tell me you’re going to charge me $13 for wilted lettuce and no protein? thank you eppley airfield thank you SO much

johnathan sims before he realized he was in love with martin

Today’s the day. the sun is shining. i’ll see yall in a few months

also, downtown paris was a blast

why do i stand like that? it looks like im about to break my own ankles bwahahahahah

Love this! 🫶🏾