anti-wellness checkpoint: i'm throwing water at your face. punching and wrestling you. have you eaten any gold foil today? your cell phone notifications miss you. your emails miss you. try starting an argument with your dad
definitely sprained my toe tho which has made walking a little annoying but all the little pains i feel are so nice
and then i just leave and then look back and if they are looking at me in shock i just wink
i was thinking of doing something similar where the next time i get to shake hands with a musician after their set i would be like "listen tonight was beautiful and i feel brave enough to tell you because i think you will understand me. i plan to kill [person in government or something]. take care."
i have no idea how to be cool
ooh a welt on my thigh! a welt on my thigh from pit! a welt!
I'll point out that democrats might very well actually vote for this so we'll see how that goes. But while this is just fascism on the face of it, as a side effect the Republicans will use this to ban liberals and any non fascist ideologies.
So it'll be interesting to see what's next.
The adventures of John Wick as a boy.
THE ZEIT ZEIGER (2026-04-20)
Unbound 236 - Panel #1: Leaf lying on the ground pathetically, ""Maybe I should try to get through my reading backlog. Panel #2: Galley, "You can do it, Leaf! I know you can!" Leaf, "I don't know Galley. Have you seen it?" Panel #3: an outside shot of Leaf's house. Galley is heard speaking inside, "What is this?" Panel #4: Galley is shocked. Leaf, "The bathroom." Books are piled up to the ceiling.
This might be another accidental autobiographical strip - and only *slightly* exaggerated. #comics
Power Cat is staring into a fish tank where a bass is talking to a shrimp. The bass says I hate the new place. We never get any privacy. When will we get to be intimate?
Power Cat
2026-04-20
rubymayvalentine.net/daily/powercat
A lovely drawing of Shelley from @grabbus.bsky.social.
Pragmata isnt a game that exists. The second a game introduced to me via any type of discourse, it stops existing for me. thats a concept, not a physical manifestation
sometimes i think about renaming Skip "Chiang Kai-Shek" the way im a white american and he is my son
Come with me to a beuaitufl worls of not giving a fuck in the CVS
I would like a job but i dont want to have to believe in the business i work for but i also dont want it to be an evil organization. so no charities and no businesses at all. i would love to work for like... idk.... maybe i become like a garbage collector.........
I mean covid hadnt happened uet so
B. Kliban
B. Kliban
filled with my classic desire of becoming a drifter
read my posts and close your eyes and imaginign them happening to Skip. thats the new comics. except this time.... im helping you reclaim your imagination. you can thank me via cashapp, venmo, or kofi
Absolutely brutal line
www.politico.eu/article/keir...
Good morning folks, I have some medical bills coming due soon and also need to start worrying about May rent as well as getting to my physical therapy for next week. Please share and help if you're able, thank you all so so much
finding out [letterboxd mutual] is a celebrated comic artist was a bit weird, maybe they will one day see Skip... the Famous Dog? not for clout reasons but for like... i want cool people to tell me im cool. i can starve and that nectar would make me get out of bed anyway
"how can i be a fascist if im queer" really is just Mr. Beast going "beast games is nothing like squid game... first off... i dont kill people!"
if you are on this site and you are not using it to make money you are going to hell. if you *are* using it to make money, then you are only *probably* going to hell
I say stuff with depressing under/overtones because everything people post on social media is depressing by virtue of it being posted to social media
its a shame listening to my dad get mad at people on the phone while drunk doesnt really make me not wanna drink ever, but the thing is he does it in a nasty boy way and i drink in a beautiful girl way, so
thats the drug