The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo.
It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families.
Good morning bloomfies 💋☀️
Praying Emerald re-released along with Ruby/Sapphire 🙏
okay but how could you not believe in aliens? make that make sense
I’ve been single for so long and have talked to so many toxic men in the past that being in a healthy relationship almost feels like imposter syndrome.
If Trump’s barometers are “killed protestors” and “has a nuclear bomb,” boy do I have a surprise for him about the USA.
No one is on FKA Twigs’ level 😭
homophobic family texting you happy easter
bugs bunny meme i wish all generative AI a very death
He’s amazing!! Dark sex bangers, I’m obsessed!!
Joe Kent has resigned as Director of the U.S. National Counterterrorism Center:
“[Iran] posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.”
Actuallyyyy so valid
Spoiler alert: the connections you make when you lead by being open and available for the other person tend to be the higher quality connections. Try it some time!!
PSA: if you want to get to know somebody (platonically or romantically), you should always offer your contact information and not request theirs.
You should be opening your own door to getting to know the other person, not opening up their door for them.
“How serious are you guys?”
Well he just added me to his NYT subscription 💁♀️
Yuh because why use a black and white photo for a joyous occasion??
No Legends Arceus? No Pokémon Ranger? Insane.
Survivor 50 tonight
It was a late cuffing szn for me but I’m cuffed 😍🤭
group projects in college
BYE! This season is rigged cause ain’t no way she just won that lip sync 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
LIVID with that drag race elimination… somebody get that queen (who never knows her words) OUT
Justice for Discord though tbh. She should’ve been top 3 this was such a great week for her!
Cardi B claps back at the Department of Homeland Security:
“If we talking about drugs let's talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to r*** them. Why yall don't wanna talk about the Epstein files?”
Trump's approval ratings are low so... they're going to stop reporting his approval rating.
Can't make this complict shit up any more.
photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands
Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
Gonna be in NYC ✈️ for a long weekend 🥰🤭
‘the only thing more powerful than hate is love’
