wish this didn't have two typos

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

Virginia Conservatives haven't taken L like this since Appomatox

If Mr Met had a neck things could get grim

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

seatmaxxing too!

call virginia voters john wilkes booth because they just put the bullet in another presidency

Yay! House majority.

Oh! Speaker Jeffries.

we're on the FAFO train and we're not getting off until 2029

most gerrymanders are republican legislators saying fuck the voters

these ones are the voters saying fuck republican legislators

such a shame

yes

Are you gonna have all five incumbent GOP reps in VA run in the same district?

The GOP is gonna be on the "no fair" train :-(((((((((((((((((

Florida Republicans are gonna be freaked the fuck out by trying to gerrymander 3-4 more seats.

"A Large Dump in Fairfax: A Guide to the Best Bathrooms in Tyson's Corner"

Remember, Democrats have repeatedly advanced measures to ban partisan gerrymandering and Republicans have voted against them time after time.

This is the game Republicans wanted to play. OK, then.

and Louise Lucas gets all the props for pushing for 10-1 instead of 9-2

I feel like we're gonna get something rilllll crazy out of Sundowning Grampy tonight

as it becomes clear that Yes has won in VA and gerrymandering will pass, a message to Republican voters:

you brought this on yourselves

you convinced the most fairness-obsessed, That Wouldn’t Be Fair-minded voters in the country to affirmatively vote to put you in the dumpster

you earned this

I have a Lyft driver who really needs to stop talking PLEASE

2 for $20 with a side of trim

So fun when the possible survival of Democracy hinges on whatever election is going on at any given time

Texas can require public schools to display Ten Commandments in classrooms, US appeals court rules A federal appeals court rules that Texas can require the Ten Commandments to be displayed in public school classrooms, allowing posters of the religious doctrine to go up throughout the state

So public schools can’t have a book assigned in class about LGBTQ people but apparently can be required to teach Christianity.

dems are always expected to be the grownups and always expected to unilaterally disarm

*indictment

The US auto sector has decided to follow Great Britain, which once was the world's second-largest industrial producer of homegrown cars and is now a statistical zero.

It will be impossible for me to be sympathetic when, in a decade's time, the Big 3 ask for another Congressional bailout.

So far Virginia is 50/50 but critical Waukesha County is still outstanding

"We had to burn the city to burn it."