Artists really think they’re curing cancer with art objects.

I just remembered: I don’t care!

I like when people break up and the content gets sexy.

Astrology:
People telling you who you are.
Nope: bitch, *I* tell you who I am.

Are we allowed to stay angry at someone who is clearly mentally ill? I guess it doesn’t make much sense.

I’m 43. I’ve lived long enough to realize that people have too many birthdays. It’s like every year the same fucking thing.

Somehow his socks were giving Bottom Energy.

Pinching is assault.

Jensen: “It was mostly white people [at the retreat] because you know white people are crazy and lost.”

Enduring small talk with the creep who tried to follow me into the shower. His big plan for today is going to Mass 😂

Trying to adapt to the progressive Lens existence. Realizing I must have always walked with my nose literally in the air 😂. This definitely tracks.

The man talking about me on his phone said “I think he’s white” 😂.

a woman is blowing a kiss while sitting on a couch with tlc written on the bottom right ALT: a woman is blowing a kiss while sitting on a couch with tlc written on the bottom right

He said “good morning young man” to my 43 year old ass. I’m like

The new friend thing, which seems promising, makes me think about how all I’ve ever wanted is some reliability in someone. I don’t need anyone to die for me. I just need people to do what they fucking say and show up.

Friend app update:
I got coffee with someone. He was there five minutes before me. He bought me coffee. Not to mention he remembered to write me the next day about something that most people wouldn’t follow up on. All the above made me very happy. Plus he was easy to schedule! He’s a unicorn…

So weird looking around you and seeing so many people able to be present and have fun. That’s actually really hard for me.

I didn’t realize that one of my main personality traits is constant worry.

Friend-finding app is interesting in that little things tell me it will never work. More than 3 miles is one thing. But also do they seem bougie? Vegan? Really into horror? Too many mentions of Disney? Every photo is at a bar? Next next next next next…

Friend-finding app: I really just want a friend I can meet up with for coffee or lunch once a month to catch up. I have one friend who is really good about this but that’s it. Confused why this is so hard.

Haha

Friend app update: seriously doubt the success of any friendship in LA that exceeds two miles distance in between.

Trying this new diet where I starve a little.

A gag gift that never was. I wish I knew someone I could give this to who would be like “girl what the fuck is this?” 😂

I attract a lot of fist-pumps. Maybe this means I’m “passing” 😂

Haha omg what is this trash 😂

Jensen: “what about GIRLcotting?

Downloaded a friend-finding app. It’s basically a crypto dating site but I am surprised HOW MANY people have reached out to me using the same app. Kind of a relief finding out I’m not the only one seeking meaningful connections.

Overheard: “I’ve actually never been to therapy”

On dating shows I love it when two people who really like each other found out that their astrological signs are incompatible but continue to keep dating anyway. 🙄😂

How astrology people answer for its 2,185,482,287 inconsistencies: “hmm…well what is your RISING?” 😂