Doctor Baran Al-Hashimi written in the style of the TMNT logo

Ugh, at the bottom of the page it lets you know that the story was written by AI. So unless there are other sources, you have to take it with a grain of salt.

I just assumed it was going to be about your companion being a child with a full face of makeup and bare feet, which is An Interesting Choice, I was not prepared for what the discourse actually was

I preordered it the day it was announced and this wait is excruciating

the 'gayming' awards giving a noted virulent racist right-winger is a great fit in that the gayming awards have always been a joke with a very evident total lack of connection to the queer game industry

Self check-out after paying: "Please take your items."

10 seconds later: "hey shit-for-brains, take your fucking items, what's wrong with you"

10 seconds later, from a passing employee: "lolll the girl over here is still bagging her groceries, what the fuck, is she broken, why is she still here"

Amazing

Me: "Bucky, I'd like to order a large latte."

Bucky (I assume the AI's name is Bucky): "It's not called a Large, it's called Venti. I understand how you could think it's called Large, because it is quite large! My suggestion would be to add one of our famous cake pops to your drink for a fun twist"

THANK YOU

Okay but honestly are we all just skipping over the fact that the little girl you have riding on your back doesn't just have bare feet, but also has a full face of makeup and some nice glossy eye shadow

like that's a decision

oh wait oh geez is there actually a secret reason for her bare feet

Once you recognize the secret reason for her bare feet, you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds

Congrats! also I will willingly self-identify as the target audience

Oh my god that's glorious

Seals hang out in the area, too. I've seen them four or five times.

"Where should we keep your synced files?"

Do you mean what folder would I like to be my sync folder, or are you planning to put a new folder inside of the folder I select, and then sync that?

(takes a long drag on cigarette) "Well now you're asking an awful lot of questions"

Decided to get back into making music. Terrible, silly music, not trying to be "good", just bringing me joy.

One day this joke will find its target demographic, and someone will full-on CHORTLE. When that happens, message me

You laugh but it's the best source for info on things like how this startup is using AI to leverage its ROI and that's actually a lot like marriage

Holy I knew that things were bad, I didn't actually expect them to be THIS bad

"Okay, book plagiarism is bad."

Yes

"But other plagiarism--"

Is still bad, ye--

"--is good, right? Oh, sorry, we spoke at the same time."

"Gideon Nave" scribbled out so you can't read the name

Sorry, what am I supposed to be seeing here?

Hey, one last thought for Trans Day of Visibility -- the attack on trans people isn't a distraction. It isn't to stop people from paying attention to the price of groceries. It isn't to distract from genocide. The same people who want genocide just want to exterminate trans people, too.

Awwww I love it there. Highly highly highly recommend the Lighthouse Loop in Ucluelet! A nice walk with SPECTACULAR views.

Btw, at the end of The Long Dark's final episode you have to pay 50 Survival Gems if you want to know what's in the case, but it's guaranteed to have at least 1 XP booster, an exclusive toque skin, and a Thunderballs ticket (valid this year only)

THE LONG DARK-- WINTERMUTE, Episode Five -- "THE LIGHT AT THE END OF ALL THINGS" -- Launch Trailer YouTube video by Hinterland

Was incredibly honoured to get to make the launch trailer for the final episode of The Long Dark, 10 years after the first teaser, 8 years after the trailer for the first episode. It's been a journey. Congrats to @hinterland.bsky.social and @raphlife.bsky.social on this absolutely wild achievement.

Once again asking for just one Trans Day of Respite

I mean as much as spam manages to connect with people's inboxes, too. But so much more time-consuming to filter. It's a tremendous waste of time, and there's a 0% change of any of them ever being hired. I think they're just spamming everyone and hoping they trick someone, somewhere?

Last time I went looking for an artist, like 10% of the people who reached out were clearly either using AI or stealing someone else's work. This time it's honestly like 90%.

Oh my god I got to see the three of them live at Dropout Improv in Vancouver and it was a religious experience, the chaos just feeds itself