CBS Gives up Integrity for Lent NEW YORK — Broadcast giant CBS announced to its staff and subsidiaries that the network would be giving up any and all journalistic and moral integrity for the entirety of Lent, a leaked staff memo…

CBS Gives up Integrity for Lent
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Too little, too late.

“I can’t believe we’re getting WW3 before-“

The great break room in the sky.

The doctor is in (the dumpster)!

Chocolate! I mean Miller!

My favorite meal of the day is dessert (beer).

Always look for the helpers.

Bro do you even have LinkedIn Premium?

I can’t believe it’s already been 100 days of what feels like 1000 days of Trump’s second term.

Happy National Independent Bookstore Day! Suck it, Amazon.

Waking up from a nap after 4 pm is the real life equivalent of slightly moving an image in a Word document.

What level of dystopia are we at when a terrifying video about being denied due process and sent to an El Salvadoran prison is immediately followed by a loud, wacky sports betting ad?

Imagine JD Vance being the last thing you see before you die.

I’m only giving this societal collapse a 6.1

At this rate, Trump is only 24 hours away from announcing "infinity plus one, no backsies" tariffs on China.

My Morning Jacket implies the existence of Your Afternoon Pants.

Financial experts are now revealing the best time to invest in crypto is never.

So as far as I understand it, the Republicans plan so far has just been to be racist and destroy the economy. Got it.

So dating is weird, am I right?

ICE Agent Ordered to Take Mandatory Callousness Training After Giving Water to Imprisoned Immigrants ICE officer Brendan Williams was disciplined and forced to undergo mandatory callousness training after being caught giving water to a detained immigrant.

Our tax dollar at work.

Ten Out of Ten Voices in Your Head Agree That You Should Grab the Gun Out of This Cop’s Holster With so many dubious reports and "studies" flooding our news channels and social media, it is damn near impossible to reach a consensus on anything. So when a fact-based, independent report comes out ...

The experts agree!

Opinion: This Can’t Be the Country I Grew up In, Because There Used To Be Way More Pizza Huts Not to sound like a bitter old man but things truly were better back in the halcyon days of the 90’s, rose colored glasses be damned. That’s when I remember America being great, when my frontal lobe w...

Make Pizza Hut great again.

Trump to Meet with Putin for His 90-Day Review Donald Trump announced that he would be meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin to discuss a number of international policies for his 90-day foreign asset probationary review.

It’s gonna be huuuuge.

Waiting for the press conference saying Gavin Newsom just signed a new bill for a massive fleet of environmentally friendly electric buses to throw trans people under.

MAGA is terrible, but its extra frightening to see Congressional Democrats going out of their way to convey they’re just the cool ranch version of the boot on our necks.

You know in all my years of writing I cannot think of a single time I spelled diarrhea correctly on the first try. Even now I had to use spell check. Anyway, existence is giving me diarrhea.

I think the worst part in all of this is just a few Republicans could stop Trump if they wanted to, but they won't. Our power is going to get shut off, basic services are grinding to a halt, and we're about to go to war with our allies. They simply do not give a shit.

“Give me your fit, your wealthy, your high net worth individuals yearning to escape estate taxes.

The golden ones on their private planes.

Send these. The overhoused, golden parachutes to me.

I lift my lamp beside the gold card door. (But not you unwashed masses, ewww)” - The Trump Colossus.

I think we’re at a point in our society where I could make good money convincing people they could absorb knowledge from books by eating the pages.