a 27 yr old asked if i was unc last night.. anndd im still taken aback 🫠

me every day

glorious

ok werk

gaahhh. talk about an icon, legend, and queen.

Bendelacreme quote saying "no one is born kind. It takes work. That work requires thought, intention, and sometimes it means not indulging in everything you feel. Anyone who does that work will sometimes fail because failure always goes hand in hand with trying"

An absolute legend.

I feel this on a spiritual level

Toad of Frogland

Post something random or you will have an awful April

this is what teenagers in movies looked like during the iraq war

Had me dying. Clip via @alexgoldennba.bsky.social

Frog is a Gemini

im sick w flu like symptoms fml 🥲🫠

(not sure if it’s the flu tho, but i fkn hope not)

Bear hiding from the world

mood

same ugh

Before: Trump Finds Offramp After a Day of Apocalyptic Threats After: Trump Finds His Offramp With Iran. But the Causes of War Remain Unresolved.

Change in Headline

Before: President Trump had been under increasing pressure to find a way out after he threatened to wipe out Iran’s civilization on Tuesday night unless Iran reopened the Strait of Hormuz. After: President Trump’s short-term intimidation may have worked, but the fundamental divides with Iran are as sharp as they were in February.

Change in Abstract

#1 reason to not eat a third cookie at midnight

!!!

27 years ago today, Britney Spears released “Sometimes” as the second single from ‘…Baby One More Time.’

fun, queer movie!!

"Americans are a people who will spend 5 dollars to ensue 1 dollar doesn't go to someone who doesn't 'deserve it'" is one of my favorite all time quotes and I wish I remembered the poster who sai dit.

The plot to enslave America

ICE detention deaths are on a record pace. One Texas facility bears the brunt ICE inspectors in February found 49 violations to detention standards at Camp East Montana, including failure from staff to"accurately document required checks to prevent significant self-harm and suicide."

ICE inspectors in February found 49 violations to detention standards at Camp East Montana, including failure from staff to"accurately document required checks to prevent significant self-harm and suicide." n.pr/4sa0F1S

come visit austin :))

new season of Deadloch yeesss!!

trying to get my life together

to austin?