These are going to get harder to spot. ChatGPT Images 2.0 that was released today removes the haze, improves the color, and otherwise leaves the faces, structure, and text untouched. Scary shit.

The Twitter Fail Whale,™ but held aloft by blue butterflies

Also an apt metaphor for the world in which we live

“Sure shit sucks, but the US is getting paid in exposure”

What was the first fairly large problem (normally handled by consultants) that only Trump could fix?

What were the 3 or 4 additional BIG HELPS?

Sure would be swell if our Vagueposter in Chief could ever be nailed down on anything

“We’ll call it ‘softWEAR.’”   (takes massive bong hit)

Bro, you were invited.

Hells yeah! 🎉

National Republican Sartorial Committee

Robotaxi heading north in the evening on Highway 1 in Pacifica CA

Are they only in Dallas and Houston? I saw one on Highway 1 last week a little south of San Francisco (though that’s not to say it was in service).

Especially with Scoops being the more rounded chip. Put the spiky logo on OG Tostitos.

If you’re going to a formal event that celebrates Freedom of the Press where some of the other guests don’t understand the importance of the 1st Amendment, maybe… don’t?

The spin the arm takes in flight kills me

Detail of a sign with the word “door’s” having a needless apostrophe

😑

Did Gosar write his speech?

Slap the post, slap the post, slap the post… there it is.

Five stars!

There’ll be time enough for counting while we’re riding to the moon

5.19 S/1P is a lot of S/1P

I know it’s not the issue, but the care and craft of horizontally squishing the CBS logo on the invite.

Every time the crowd reacts, he replies and goes a little bit further off script.

The most easily manipulated man ever.

The Twitter fail whale but with the birds holding the whale net replaced by butterflies

“Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.”

When I moved out of Minneapolis I had to turn in my “KNOWN LOCAL” shirt at the border

A courtroom scene from "The Simpsons." Sideshow Bob sits at the head of the room while a lawyer gestures dramatically in front of a parole board and courtroom audience. A woman on the board has her head turned and is speaking. Caption text reads: "NO ONE WHO HAS A FIFA PEACE PRIZE CAN BE AN EVIL MAN."

Am I missing the point of having food delivered? Is Steven?