The President calls every black person he doesn’t like “low IQ” and the media believes it absolutely critical we draw no conclusions from that

waaa they did what we did but did it better

A picture is worth a thousand words and whatnot.

CBCNEWS Quebec producer who sold fake maple syrup isn't stopping, federation alleges Maple syrup producers' federation wants all of Steve Bourdeau's syrup seized #cdnnews

there is more law enforcement activity going on over canadian maple syrup than the epstein files

For being so “sleepy”, Joe does seem to keep himself busy.

If Trump is as good at ending Biden’s war on hydrocarbons as he is with ending the war in Iran, we should have a green new deal any moment now.

Given how well JD did with Orban, he’s more than welcome to campaign against any similar referenda.

This rant is GLORIOUS

Ayyy Little Tony *finger guns*

He doesn’t drink, but he’s got the personality.

Not to defend anything here but just a reminder that in positions like these it’s often a case of they get what they pay for.

The real conservative objection to VA redistricting is pure Wilhoit: you have to obey laws & proper procedure & we don't. They can't just out and say that in public though, at least not yet, so they are desperately flailing about for some kind of cover argument.

we’re all thinking about his impending death.

The people in charge now think Idiocracy was aspirational.

White House staffer Margo Martin tweets "Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis" with a photo of Trump and a bunch of dudes and some female heads way in the back

i had to triple check that this wasn't from a parody account

Picture, thousand word, etcetera and so forth

It’s like that movie with Michelle Yeoh:

Everything
Everywhere
All at once

you can make it pretty far in life by just not being an annoying dickhead. which is why it's strange that so many people seem to be dickheadmaxxing

Where are my popularists at?

Job searches can take years for everyone these days.

New poll: 55% support impeaching Trump Support for impeachment rivals levels during Donald Trump's first presidency, when he was impeached twice, and for impeaching Richard Nixon after the Watergate scandal

Support for impeaching Trump is at 55%, according to a new Strength In Numbers/ @Verasight.io poll, with 37% of adults opposed. Crucially 1 in 5 of Trump’s own voters support impeachment.

Read and share:

www.gelliottmorris.com/p/2026-04-22...

Yeah because April ends with an L

It’s Earth Day… Hug a tree!

- Text the tree the next day.
- Start hugging the tree regularly.
- Meet the tree’s parents.
- Move in with the tree.
- Marry the tree.
- Stop hugging the tree.
- Grow apart from the tree.
- Start hugging other trees.
- Divorce the tree.
- Die alone.

He could feel something had changed. For on this Garbage Day he was no longer a Garbage Boy; he had become a Garbage Man.

I’m not sure scotus knows the scotus decision on absolute immunity applies to a democratic president as well

You’re not supposed to point lasers at airplanes because the pilots are actually cats

Succinct summary of Kash Patel’s lawsuit announcement.