JD Vance dick dunking davenports is my current favorite.

[takes last bite of dinner] "Waiter! I have a complaint about my meal and would like to speak with the manager!"

Did iran drop another video?

So... a rock painted to look like a chicken? That just may be crazy enough to work!

That game gives me weird stranger danger vibes. I'm guessing that's from being a parent and is probably prevented while playing the game by creating a father daughter type dynamic between the two.

I "noped" after seeing raw mid-game gameplay, though, so I'll never see it.

If any foley artist out there is looking for a good thunder sfx, you're welcome to bring your fancy mics to my house and point them at my dryer while it works on my son's pillows.

As someone who would rather burn their socks and underwear rather than let someone... ANYONE else launder them, I'd be left with only one option.

Anyone know where that lands me in the DSM-5? Does it mention if rum will help?

Agreed to a point. I also find follower and interaction farming annoying so I let the downside of it pester me a bit.

Let's call it a half-agreement... maybe two-thirds.

Oh it's fine, of course. I try desperately to not mistake my reactions for edicts on how things should be.

A metacognitive self-check that gets more difficult with age, admittedly. Everything looks more and more like a "GET OFF MY LAWN" opportunity as the years fly by.

I've found comment disabling features to broadly be antithetical to what I'd expect out of a social media experience. Shutting off comments just so you can say something while viewers are unable to join in a conversation just feels out of place to me. Like graffiti on a bathroom wall.

That depends, are you a fan of charts, math, or the Mets?

If the first two, then yes.

More proof to use when arguing to my baseball fanatic brother that the sport is little more than math running around a field whilst wearing funny pants.

Any excuse to eat an overpriced hotdog in blistering sunlight, I guess.

If you're challenging me to eat a stick of butter with every vaccine I receive... I accept.

Looking forward to my next jab.

It's hard to grasp how brilliantly funny this is if you've never played a video game with dioramic vignette and environmental storytelling like a Fallout 4 or Doom Eternal.

"Bae, wake up! New Herbie Hancock video just dropped!"

Holy shit! China hasn't found out about The Wheel yet?!? Nobody tell them, this is going to be hilarious!

[shrug] Call me when it can float to the windowsill carried by nothing but the visual scent lines of the pie.

He doesn't owe me money.

dry t shirt contest

An incel probably died reading your post.

I reposted it.

Former President Barack Obama met with New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani for the first time Saturday, joining preschoolers at a child care center for a book reading and singalong.

Source: Emma G. Fitzsimmons / NYT

At the WH Easter Egg Roll a few days back Trump talked about the war and threatened to commit war crimes while the children looked on. It's all just so weird and gross. Hardly believable in its grotesque absurdity.

I find it a little gross that you named Verstappen instead of, you know, the victim. Editorial choice for interactions, I'd guess, but still reflects incredibly poorly of the humanity of the staff involved.

The person that died in the crash was Juha Miettinen, by the way.

Cut to Mario stoned in a White Castle tearing through his third sack of sliders (I think those are 10 or 12 sliders/sack).

Did the same with Louis and Neil Armstrong during a test in my teens. Was given full credit.

Sometimes the nuns would hit me so hard I thought I would die. Does that count?

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Maybe her first three husbands all died of tragic drowning "accidents," and he's just, you know, taking precautions.

Imagine all of the "not pissing on people's mothers" headlines you could have gone with, but here we are.

Mario's all like, "Sorry I can't help-a you with-a those ghosts, Luigi. I need-a to step on-a these mush-a-rooms and kick-a the turtle. You know... hero stuff."