oh you wanted that scalpel to be sterile? sorry, it's virile. i swirled it in the medical waste bin 🫣

This is why "but what do we do with the sexual predators?" doesn't work as a response to abolition.

THIS IS WHAT WE DO WITH THEM NOW: WE MAKE SURVIVORS WRITE THEM APOLOGY LETTERS.

You don’t win wars by getting ice cream in to a war zone or delivering 1,000 gallons of diesel fuel anywhere in the world under 48 hours. That’s gay. You win wars by praying and doing pushups with the head of the department of war.

we are so back

weird way to spell sex tourism, but it's not like i expected anything from the economist

writing to schumer in 2003, in high school, about this and getting a “i will never ever ever turn my back on israel no matter what” form letter in return made me vow to never vote for him again and immediately made me pivot to communism, would be nice to see some small “justice” finally

Has anyone calculated the chance of a J6er being convicted of sex crimes vs the general population? It's gotta be like 10,000% higher

Dear god. Very, very serious allegations of mass civil rights violations at the State of Florida's Everglades immigration detention center (officially known as "Alligator Alcatraz").

cybersecurity is a scam. "oh you need to have a password that;s hard for a computer to guess? Let the computer come up with a password and remember it for you." they have played us for absolute fools

It honestly is kinda funny how Hillary can't even PRETEND to have vaguely progressive politics. Like, Kamala at least lied about it occasionally. Hillary talks like Holden Bloodfeast

he is. many confirmed cases of this

a group of men are sitting at a table and one of them is holding a piece of paper in his hand .. ALT: a group of men are sitting at a table and one of them is holding a piece of paper in his hand ..

'normly' lmao

i hope so too -- she said he's so pissed at everyone now :( he's normly super well behaved at the vet

update from the ongoing $1200 (so far) tummyache vet visit

the doctor just said to me "he had the largest swollen anal glands [she's] ever seen on a feline in [her] entire career [...] they were each the size of a grape" 💀

chelsea manning looking fly as hell in a nice suit being perp walked by a dipshit party city looking nypd cop named "anger"

yesterday in NYC, jewish voice for peace organized a protest against arms sale to israel. 90 people got detained after a traffic sit in held right in front of chuck schumer's office.

as usual, chelsea manning has the coolest perp walk photos. cop's name is "anger" lmfao.

"Did this feel like low-quality AI?" [Genesis - Land of Confusion (Official Music Video)] Yes No

youtube just asked me if the FORTY YEAR OLD music video for Land of Confusion was "low-quality AI" or not

we're so cooked

He didn’t even pick a believable lie and these guys are still like “I truly believe in my heart that he thinks the Hamburgler looks like this”

...and then there's germany

I remain astounded that they are incapable of coordinating tones on all the tacky gold ornamentation

mass surveillance has gotten to the point where any company can pay a data broker like 2 cents to find out the mass of my most recent bowel movement but i still have to tell the irs all this shit they already know

It's insane, fucking Jokerifying, that it was revealed that the world is run by pedophile rapists, but then we made no changes to the fact that these same people are the ones steering legislation to "protect the kids"

Have we considered that they might be LYING

Prada’s out there answering the real questions, like what if a diaper had pockets

sky's blue
news at 10

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I.

I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

LMAO

You should turn off message content in your notification settings. No real point in using an end to end encrypted app if people can just read the push notification.

It’s 2006, you’ve developed mental problems because of gore posts online

It’s 2016, you are being psychically harmed because a Nazi game show host and serial rapist is in charge of the world

Its 2026 and the Nazi game show host is posting gore on official U.S. government channels.

Life so far.