"...there’s more Jeffs being born each minute, and more Jeffs dying too, dying from car accidents, cancers..."
@joeyhedger.bsky.social spirals into madness, squinting hard into the self-forged lens we view others through & the world beyond
www.completesentencelit.com/post/_jeff
Imagine if every year the FBI had a celebratory dinner with the Five Families and told jokes about each other.
If that truly was your goal, you really fucking failed.
hated landlords until I became one - tenants are just ungrateful Rhiannon Picton-James
I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck
I know I’ve certainly been thinking about it.
www.tiktok.com/@imperialwar...
Karma don’t miss.
Me too!
Ah, but this way, it won’t be Lynch’s fault when all the picks are busts. It’ll be ChatGPT’s, or at least that’s what he’ll tell everyone (and a lot of idiots will accept it).
Harsh but fair.
Look, Sherry, if I wanted to know the status of my royalties for I BLAME MYSELF BUT ALSO YOU, I’d email @malarkeybooks.bsky.social for an update. In any case, I don’t have any money, lady, so go scam someone else.
I was on Little League teams that played better defense than these Tigers are doing today. Some real clown show shit.
Watching it live from Portugal, which is a rarity to be able to do.
The subject line from an email I received: I'm a bad girl and I need to be punished.
How did this become my responsibility?
Alas, I am blocked now. 😆
You're the dumbass who doesn't know the difference between a socialist and a sociologist. Somewhere out there, there's an elementary school reading teacher who owes you a refund.
… who wants to tell her?
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
What a great opportunity to discover something amazing, completely risk-free!
Is this “common usage,” though? Do regular people who aren’t professionals in the field use it, and correct people for not using it in the course of regular conversation? Because this just looks like professional jargon to me. (And I live in SF and have never heard the term.)
I will absolutrly criticize people for attending. It’s a grotesque spectacle nobody who cares about press freedom should dignify with their presence.
It's cool how one of the ways you show that you want the Democratic nomination for presidency is going to Michigan and giving a big speech about how annoying your voters/constituency are.
Folk-art wooden totemic figures depicting the members of KISS
Austin TX is not entirely purged of weirdness
It’s like an advertising disclaimer: Any justice you may experience while interacting with the American Justice System is purely coincidental.
Apparently hiring these people is a condition of getting financial support from certain very rich donors. Or at least, that’s what I’ve heard.
Exactly. It’s specialist lingo, used almost exclusively by specialists and professionals in that field, and therefore fairly unremarkable. The idea that this phrase has somehow broken containment and established itself in the common vernacular of the left is bonkers, though.
Because complaining about Republican voters being shitty is like complaining that water is wet.
All of it, of course.
However low your opinion of the Roberts Court, it should be lower.
